Audits all 15+ subsystems against claims in docs/index.html and README.md. 643 tests pass (not "600+"), 58 endpoints exist (not "20+"). Identifies three false claims: "0 Cloud Calls" (CDN deps in templates), "LND gRPC-ready" (every method raises NotImplementedError), and "agents earn sats autonomously" (unimplemented v3 feature presented as current). https://claude.ai/code/session_01SZTwAkTg6v4ybv8g9NLxqN