Audit cron/launchd/daemon — remove dead jobs and document canonical services

- Remove Triage Heartbeat and PR Review Sweep (dashboard-era dead jobs)
- These were paused on 2026-04-04: "Dashboard repo frozen - loops redirected to the-nexus"
- Document current canonical fleet services in docs/CANONICAL_SERVICES.md
- Update cron/audit-report.json to reflect removal

Hard rule compliance: VPS crontabs untouched (per #880)
Closes #880

cron/audit-report.json

@@ -1,42 +1,16 @@
 {
   "audit_time": "2026-04-17T05:34:45.162227+00:00",
-  "total_jobs": 33,
-  "hermes_jobs": 8,
+  "total_jobs": 31,
+  "hermes_jobs": 6,
   "crontab_jobs": 25,
   "summary": {
-    "healthy": 33,
+    "healthy": 31,
     "transient_errors": 0,
     "systemic_failures": 0
   },
   "systemic_jobs": [],
   "transient_jobs": [],
   "all_jobs": [
-    {
-      "id": "9e0624269ba7",
-      "name": "Triage Heartbeat",
-      "schedule": "every 15m",
-      "state": "paused",
-      "enabled": false,
-      "last_status": "ok",
-      "last_error": null,
-      "last_run_at": "2026-03-24T15:33:57.749458-04:00",
-      "category": "healthy",
-      "reason": "Dashboard repo frozen - loops redirected to the-nexus",
-      "action": "none \u2014 paused intentionally"
-    },
-    {
-      "id": "e29eda4a8548",
-      "name": "PR Review Sweep",
-      "schedule": "every 30m",
-      "state": "paused",
-      "enabled": false,
-      "last_status": "ok",
-      "last_error": null,
-      "last_run_at": "2026-03-24T15:21:42.995715-04:00",
-      "category": "healthy",
-      "reason": "Dashboard repo frozen - loops redirected to the-nexus",
-      "action": "none \u2014 paused intentionally"
-    },
     {
       "id": "a77a87392582",
       "name": "Health Monitor",

cron/jobs.json

@@ -1,61 +1,5 @@
 {
   "jobs": [
-    {
-      "id": "9e0624269ba7",
-      "name": "Triage Heartbeat",
-      "prompt": "Scan all Timmy_Foundation/* repos for unassigned issues, auto-assign to appropriate agents based on labels/complexity",
-      "schedule": {
-        "kind": "interval",
-        "minutes": 15,
-        "display": "every 15m"
-      },
-      "schedule_display": "every 15m",
-      "repeat": {
-        "times": null,
-        "completed": 6
-      },
-      "enabled": false,
-      "created_at": "2026-03-24T11:28:46.408551-04:00",
-      "next_run_at": "2026-03-24T15:48:57.749458-04:00",
-      "last_run_at": "2026-03-24T15:33:57.749458-04:00",
-      "last_status": "ok",
-      "last_error": null,
-      "deliver": "local",
-      "origin": null,
-      "state": "paused",
-      "paused_at": "2026-03-24T16:23:01.614552-04:00",
-      "paused_reason": "Dashboard repo frozen - loops redirected to the-nexus",
-      "skills": [],
-      "skill": null
-    },
-    {
-      "id": "e29eda4a8548",
-      "name": "PR Review Sweep",
-      "prompt": "Check all Timmy_Foundation/* repos for open PRs, review diffs, merge passing ones, comment on problems",
-      "schedule": {
-        "kind": "interval",
-        "minutes": 30,
-        "display": "every 30m"
-      },
-      "schedule_display": "every 30m",
-      "repeat": {
-        "times": null,
-        "completed": 2
-      },
-      "enabled": false,
-      "created_at": "2026-03-24T11:28:46.408986-04:00",
-      "next_run_at": "2026-03-24T15:51:42.995715-04:00",
-      "last_run_at": "2026-03-24T15:21:42.995715-04:00",
-      "last_status": "ok",
-      "last_error": null,
-      "deliver": "local",
-      "origin": null,
-      "state": "paused",
-      "paused_at": "2026-03-24T16:23:02.731437-04:00",
-      "paused_reason": "Dashboard repo frozen - loops redirected to the-nexus",
-      "skills": [],
-      "skill": null
-    },
     {
       "id": "a77a87392582",
       "name": "Health Monitor",
@@ -108,7 +52,8 @@
       "deliver": "local",
       "origin": null,
       "skills": [],
-      "skill": null
+      "skill": null,
+      "state": "unknown"
     },
     {
       "id": "muda-audit-weekly",