diff --git a/home/bilbo_claw.py b/home/bilbo_claw.py
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+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+"""
+BILBO - PURE CLAW CODE
+Real Ollama only. No canned dialog. Ever.
+"""
+
+import os
+import time
+import requests
+from datetime import datetime
+
+os.environ['HOME'] = '/root/wizards/bilbobagginshire'
+
+TOKEN = "8602794341:AAFwfcg-YV6a1icrh0KYylYmPZLnkfkfV9k"
+API = f"https://api.telegram.org/bot{TOKEN}"
+OLLAMA = "http://localhost:11434"
+
+print("🔥 BILBO - PURE CLAW CODE")
+print("Real Ollama. No canned. Ever.")
+
+def generate(user_text):
+    """REAL OLLAMA ONLY"""
+    try:
+        r = requests.post(
+            f"{OLLAMA}/api/generate",
+            json={
+                "model": "qwen2.5:1.5b",
+                "prompt": f"You are Bilbo Baggins. User: {user_text}\nBilbo:",
+                "stream": False,
+                "options": {"temperature": 0.8, "num_predict": 150}
+            },
+            timeout=60
+        )
+        if r.status_code == 200:
+            return r.json()["response"].strip()
+        return None
+    except:
+        return None
+
+def send(chat_id, text, reply_to=None):
+    try:
+        requests.post(f"{API}/sendMessage", json={
+            "chat_id": chat_id,
+            "text": text[:4096],
+            "reply_to_message_id": reply_to
+        }, timeout=10)
+    except:
+        pass
+
+offset = None
+while True:
+    try:
+        r = requests.post(f"{API}/getUpdates", 
+                         json={"offset": offset, "limit": 10}, 
+                         timeout=30)
+        updates = r.json().get("result", [])
+        
+        for update in updates:
+            offset = update["update_id"] + 1
+            
+            if "message" not in update:
+                continue
+            
+            msg = update["message"]
+            chat_id = msg["chat"]["id"]
+            text = msg.get("text", "")
+            msg_id = msg["message_id"]
+            
+            if not text:
+                continue
+            
+            print(f"[{datetime.now().strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] {text[:40]}")
+            
+            # REAL OLLAMA ONLY
+            response = generate(text)
+            
+            if response:
+                send(chat_id, response, msg_id)
+                print(f"  → {len(response)} chars")
+            else:
+                print(f"  → Ollama failed, no response sent")
+        
+        time.sleep(0.5)
+        
+    except KeyboardInterrupt:
+        break
+    except Exception as e:
+        print(f"Error: {e}")
+        time.sleep(2)
diff --git a/home/bilbo_snappy.py b/home/bilbo_snappy.py
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+++ b/home/bilbo_snappy.py
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+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+"""
+BILBO - SNAPPY MODE
+Queue + workers = speed. Real Ollama only.
+"""
+
+import os
+import time
+import queue
+import threading
+import requests
+from datetime import datetime
+
+os.environ['HOME'] = '/root/wizards/bilbobagginshire'
+
+TOKEN = "8602794341:AAFwfcg-YV6a1icrh0KYylYmPZLnkfkfV9k"
+API = f"https://api.telegram.org/bot{TOKEN}"
+OLLAMA = "http://localhost:11434"
+
+# QUEUE = SPEED
+q = queue.Queue()
+
+print("🔥 BILBO - SNAPPY MODE")
+print("Queue + workers. Real Ollama. No canned.")
+
+def worker():
+    """Background worker - never blocks main thread"""
+    while True:
+        try:
+            chat_id, text, msg_id = q.get(timeout=1)
+            
+            # REAL OLLAMA ONLY
+            try:
+                r = requests.post(
+                    f"{OLLAMA}/api/generate",
+                    json={
+                        "model": "qwen2.5:1.5b",
+                        "prompt": f"You are Bilbo Baggins. Be polite but brief.\n\nUser: {text}\n\nBilbo:",
+                        "stream": False,
+                        "options": {"temperature": 0.8, "num_predict": 100}
+                    },
+                    timeout=60
+                )
+                
+                if r.status_code == 200:
+                    resp = r.json()["response"].strip()
+                    # SEND REAL RESPONSE
+                    requests.post(f"{API}/sendMessage", json={
+                        "chat_id": chat_id,
+                        "text": resp[:4096],
+                        "reply_to_message_id": msg_id
+                    }, timeout=10)
+                    print(f"✓ {len(resp)} chars")
+                else:
+                    print(f"✗ Status {r.status_code}")
+                    
+            except Exception as e:
+                print(f"✗ Ollama fail: {str(e)[:30]}")
+                # NO CANNED RESPONSE - just log and continue
+            
+            q.task_done()
+            
+        except queue.Empty:
+            continue
+        except Exception as e:
+            print(f"Worker err: {e}")
+
+# Start workers
+for i in range(2):
+    threading.Thread(target=worker, daemon=True).start()
+
+# Main loop - just queue, never wait
+offset = None
+while True:
+    try:
+        r = requests.post(f"{API}/getUpdates", 
+                         json={"offset": offset, "limit": 10}, 
+                         timeout=30)
+        updates = r.json().get("result", [])
+        
+        for update in updates:
+            offset = update["update_id"] + 1
+            
+            if "message" not in update:
+                continue
+            
+            msg = update["message"]
+            chat_id = msg["chat"]["id"]
+            text = msg.get("text", "")
+            msg_id = msg["message_id"]
+            
+            if not text:
+                continue
+            
+            print(f"[{datetime.now().strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] {text[:40]}")
+            
+            # QUEUE IT - DON'T WAIT
+            q.put((chat_id, text, msg_id))
+            print(f"  → queued ({q.qsize()})")
+        
+        time.sleep(0.1)  # Fast poll
+        
+    except KeyboardInterrupt:
+        break
+    except Exception as e:
+        print(f"Err: {e}")
+        time.sleep(1)