stackchain-lab-loop/media/x-teaser

Season Zero — work-derived X recut

A deterministic 30-second vertical teaser replacing the rejected abstract visualizer with a legible evidence chain:

1. the live Stackchain Lab issue queue rendered as a work board, plus Season Zero epic #7;
2. Vincent's issue #1 contribution receipt and independent 8 TESTS PASS verification;
3. the verified 2026-08-07 Daily Drop artwork and Slop Cannon scene 04 as transformation inputs;
4. the four Episode 01 mutation cards extracted from the verified pilot render;
5. the audience gate: WHICH TIMMY GETS TO REMEMBER THIS?

The persistent pipeline rail, moving scan, board drift, source pan/zoom, transfer beam, card reveals, and orbiting final forms make one continuous transformation rather than a static screenshot slideshow.

Artifacts

• stackchain-season-zero-work-recut.mp4 — delivery master
• contact-sheet.jpg — six-frame review strip
• stills/ — five representative full-size review frames
• build_work_recut.py — deterministic renderer and original synthesized soundtrack
• source/ — checksummed work-derived image inputs

Revised X copy — 216 characters

Real work enters the Slop Cannon: a live Timmy/Vincent queue, contribution receipts, 8/8 verification, Daily Drop art, and four mutations.

Wizard. Machine. Creature. Talking Turd.

Which Timmy gets to remember this?

Do not publish without approval in human gate #15.

Verification

container: MP4
video: H.264, 720x1280 (9:16), yuv420p, 30 fps
audio: AAC, 48 kHz, mono
duration: 30.000000 seconds
size: 5,325,465 bytes
full decode: pass
encoded audio: -20.1 dB mean, -2.2 dB max
sha256: 2436d193e5d7ee0660318f585d5b84356cbf623a034d63355ed9232258c1f08d

Re-run:

python3 media/x-teaser/build_work_recut.py
ffprobe -v error -show_entries format=duration,size:stream=codec_name,codec_type,width,height,pix_fmt,r_frame_rate,sample_rate,channels -of json media/x-teaser/stackchain-season-zero-work-recut.mp4
ffmpeg -v error -i media/x-teaser/stackchain-season-zero-work-recut.mp4 -f null -
sha256sum media/x-teaser/stackchain-season-zero-work-recut.mp4

Input provenance

• daily-drop-door-phone.png is the verified Daily Drop preview at /root/daily-drop/drops/2026-08-07/the-door-that-refused-a-master-key-phone.png; SHA-256 9a72358821414328de129a96461b1f4265be356987f4009037e5ae2f0cab138a.
• cannon-scene-04.png is scene 04 from /root/tiktok-slop-cannon/drops/2026-08-07-1786114450/; SHA-256 3080c4135c1595251097387b1e9b8a6022688c3f3ed3db4a919ed9e347d51a15, matching its source manifest.
• The four mutation images were extracted at 5s, 9s, 13s, and 17s from episode01-four-timmy-mutations.mp4 on branch timmy/8-four-timmy-mutations, commit afa304dc6b5d9d3cc0ede17d6f4f0dfb67fc6b70; source MP4 SHA-256 5ddc9a9da1b4b2456faf0b390e5c1be0d3cf48112b417fc075473c90e335d1e4.
• Board, epic, receipt, and test copy are drawn from Gitea issues #7 and #1 and their complete comments read before rendering. The work-board composition is an editorial rendering of that live queue state, not a claim that Gitea supplied a screenshot endpoint.