diff --git a/scripts/record_release_demo.mjs b/scripts/record_release_demo.mjs
index 4f21c14..78affe5 100644
--- a/scripts/record_release_demo.mjs
+++ b/scripts/record_release_demo.mjs
@@ -1573,26 +1573,45 @@ for (const line of reportRun.stdout.split('\n')) {
   }
 }
 if (sections !== 3) throw new Error(`the operator report must separate the app, queue, and model boundaries, not ${sections} of them`);
-const analyzeRow = parsedRows.find(([key]) => /^analyze requests$/i.test(key));
-if (!analyzeRow || Number(analyzeRow[1]) < 1) {
+const rowValue = pattern => {
+  const found = parsedRows.find(([key]) => pattern.test(key));
+  if (!found) throw new Error(`the operator report is missing the ${pattern} row: ${reportRun.stdout}`);
+  return found[1];
+};
+const failureRows = parsedRows.filter(([key]) => /^failure /i.test(key));
+if (failureRows.length !== 8) throw new Error(`the report must print all eight enumerated failure classes, not ${failureRows.length}`);
+const failureList = failureRows.map(([key, value]) => `${key.replace(/^failure /i, '')} ${value}`).join(' · ');
+const analyzeCount = Number(rowValue(/^analyze requests$/i));
+if (!Number.isFinite(analyzeCount) || analyzeCount < 1) {
   throw new Error(`the report must count this recording's own requests, not a zero: ${reportRun.stdout}`);
 }
 const metricsCard = await evidenceCard({
   id: 'operator-health-report',
   title: 'OPERATOR HEALTH REPORT',
-  subtitle: 'command line, not app UI — this recording’s own server, demo token',
+  // Long CLI labels are folded into values on purpose: a key column narrow enough to fit the phone
+  // splits `analyze requests` across two lines and detaches it from its count.
+  subtitle: 'command line, not app UI — loopback :4173, demo token',
   rows: [
-    ['command', 'node scripts/model_metrics_report.mjs'],
-    ['target', 'http://127.0.0.1:4173 · loopback only'],
+    ['section', 'APP'],
+    ['uptime', rowValue(/^uptime$/i)],
+    ['requests', `${analyzeCount} analyzed · ${rowValue(/^refused before model$/i)} refused before the model`],
+    ['section', 'QUEUE'],
+    ['in flight', rowValue(/^in flight$/i)],
+    ['accepted', rowValue(/^accepted$/i)],
+    ['at capacity', rowValue(/^at capacity$/i)],
+    ['section', 'MODEL'],
+    ['readiness', rowValue(/^readiness$/i)],
+    ['outcomes', rowValue(/^outcomes$/i)],
+    ['abstention', rowValue(/^abstention$/i)],
+    ['latency', rowValue(/^latency$/i)],
+    ['failures', failureList],
     ['—', ''],
-    ...parsedRows,
-    ['—', ''],
-    ['wrong token', 'refused · exit 1 · no counters returned'],
+    ['wrong token', 'refused · exit 1 · no counters'],
   ],
   font: '600 9.5px/1.45 ui-monospace, SFMono-Regular, Menlo, monospace',
-  keyWidth: 74,
+  keyWidth: 72,
   gap: '1px',
-  rowGap: '5px',
+  rowGap: '6px',
 });
 await sleep(420);
 const metricsCardProof = await evidenceCardProof('operator-health-report');