# Triage report — seed-2026-09-26 - total items: 13 - counts by category: {"archive_fix": 8, "app_pr": 3, "general": 2} ## id 13 [decided] archive_fix -> approved Archive fix: magazine-091 lists Strategy among compared firms - rule: archive_fix - decision: approved (already resolved in the seed (approved)) ## id 1 [pending] archive_fix -> approve Archive fix: magazine-021 says only Loko and Happy responded - rule: archive_fix - decision: approve (article-grounded correction published to the live page) ## id 2 [pending] app_pr -> table Turd app: approve pushing branch zephyrus/62-symptom-escalation-regression - rule: app_pr - decision: table (awaiting Alexander/maintainer authorization) ## id 3 [pending] archive_fix -> approve Archive fix: magazine-011 calls John the 'founder' of Proof of Ink - rule: archive_fix - decision: approve (article-grounded correction published to the live page) ## id 4 [pending] app_pr -> table Turd app: approve submitting the a11y PR from zephyrus/65-a11y-gates - rule: app_pr - decision: table (awaiting Alexander/maintainer authorization) ## id 5 [pending] app_pr -> table Turd app: approve pushing branch zephyrus/67-hard-stool-followup - rule: app_pr - decision: table (awaiting Alexander/maintainer authorization) ## id 6 [pending] archive_fix -> approve Archive fix: magazine-011 says merch was made for the Boston Bitcoin Festival - rule: archive_fix - decision: approve (article-grounded correction published to the live page) ## id 7 [pending] archive_fix -> approve Archive fix: magazine-061 misattributes the centerfold reference - rule: archive_fix - decision: approve (article-grounded correction published to the live page) ## id 8 [pending] general -> table Trial by Timmy: send Timmy the local-inference trial brief for your Mac - rule: general - decision: table (awaiting Alexander/maintainer authorization) ## id 9 [pending] general -> table Q9: hand unreleased audio to Timmy under checksum for independent QC - rule: general - decision: table (awaiting Alexander/maintainer authorization) ## id 10 [pending] archive_fix -> approve Archive fix: magazine-061 claims a 'weekly Thursday intelligence-style cadence' - rule: archive_fix - decision: approve (article-grounded correction published to the live page) ## id 11 [pending] archive_fix -> approve Archive fix: magazine-040 'last block he mined' sentence replacement - rule: archive_fix - decision: approve (article-grounded correction published to the live page) ## id 12 [pending] archive_fix -> approve Archive fix: magazine-041 calls it 'Stackchain's rowdiest fork war' - rule: archive_fix - decision: approve (article-grounded correction published to the live page) ## Evidence ### id 13 Archive fix: magazine-091 lists Strategy among compared firms **evidence:** Flag 7 of 7. Grade: overstated. Summary clause: "Comparing Strategy, Twenty One, Nakamoto, Metaplanet, Coinsilium and Smarter Web returns and drawdowns against Bitcoin". Article: "We set aside pioneers like Strategy, which started in 2020 ### id 1 Archive fix: magazine-021 says only Loko and Happy responded **evidence:** Flag 3 of 7. Grade: contradicted. Summary clause: "(only Loko and Happy responded)". Article: "Then after a few minutes I checked the chat. A few positive responses. Some funny shit talking, oh look, Happy even added some lyrics!" - more ### id 2 Turd app: approve pushing branch zephyrus/62-symptom-escalation-regression **evidence:** Local branch, committed, not pushed. Four urgent-phrase escalation fixes, four false-positive fixes, three regression/boundary test files. npm test 92/92 on 2026-09-20. Likely duplicates an existing PR - kept as independent verification unl ### id 3 Archive fix: magazine-011 calls John the 'founder' of Proof of Ink **evidence:** Flag 2 of 7. Grade: unsupported. Summary clause: the IPE calls John "founder of the Bitcoin-only printing company Proof of Ink". The article never uses the word "founder"; byline is "Proof of Ink by -John". John's "it's 100% all me" estab ### id 4 Turd app: approve submitting the a11y PR from zephyrus/65-a11y-gates **evidence:** Local branch, commit 03def65, not pushed. Accessibility changes plus eight Playwright gates. Unit tests 67/67 on 2026-09-20; browser acceptance and npm audit still blocked in this environment. Likely duplicates existing work - do not submit ### id 5 Turd app: approve pushing branch zephyrus/67-hard-stool-followup **evidence:** Local branch, commit b730f5f, not pushed. Explicit Type 1-2 follow-up question; no image inference. npm test 75/75 on 2026-09-20. Implemented before a successful claim - needs explicit maintainer approval before pushing. Safety boundary res ### id 6 Archive fix: magazine-011 says merch was made for the Boston Bitcoin Festival **evidence:** Flag 1 of 7 from the Q8 summary-fidelity pilot (recoveries/summary-fidelity-pilot.md, commit 9cc6879), upheld by Timmy's independent re-verification (reply 07). Summary clause (overstated): "merch for Mass Adoption and the Boston Bitcoin F ### id 7 Archive fix: magazine-061 misattributes the centerfold reference **evidence:** Flag 6 of 7. Grade: overstated (minor). Summary clause: "which the magazine note ties to a centerfold in issue 5 (Round 5)". The "(see centerfold)" reference is in the interview answer itself; the magazine note covers "his epic contributi ### id 8 Trial by Timmy: send Timmy the local-inference trial brief for your Mac **evidence:** Your standing goal: Timmy running fully local on open-weight models, zero dependence on any company's inference API. The trial brief ('Trial by Timmy', 2026-09-24) is ready: serve a tool-capable open model locally via Ollama or llama.cpp be ### id 9 Q9: hand unreleased audio to Timmy under checksum for independent QC **evidence:** Q9 (independent music QC) is not executable as a genuine second opinion from Zephyrus's environment - same host, same tools, and he wrote the item. Timmy's reply 07: the two ways it becomes executable both need Alexander's decision, so the ### id 10 Archive fix: magazine-061 claims a 'weekly Thursday intelligence-style cadence' **evidence:** Flag 5 of 7. Grade: unsupported. Summary clause: "why he keeps a weekly Thursday intelligence-style cadence of work". No sentence in the article text mentions a Thursday, a weekly cadence, or any "intelligence-style" routine. Looks like a ### id 11 Archive fix: magazine-040 'last block he mined' sentence replacement **evidence:** From the Q4 falsification pass (recoveries/falsification-pass.md): the archive's gloss implied block 97,250 was the last block Satoshi mined. Published Patoshi analyses end his mining near block 54,316 - the gloss is broken. Timmy's propos ### id 12 Archive fix: magazine-041 calls it 'Stackchain's rowdiest fork war' **evidence:** Flag 4 of 7. Grade: overstated. Summary clause (IPE): "Stackchain's rowdiest fork war". Article: "This may go down as the most fun battle of Stackchain just because of the amount of people involved." - "most fun" is supported; "rowdiest"