Triage - inbox seed 2026-09-26

Decision

Triage of the 12 pending items in inbox/seed-2026-09-26.json, classified by reading each item's stated evidence against a fixed rubric.

#	Category	Decision	Summary
1	archive_fix	approve	Archive fix: magazine-021 says only Loko and Happy responded
2	app_pr	table	Turd app: approve pushing branch zephyrus/62-symptom-escalation-regression
3	archive_fix	approve	Archive fix: magazine-011 calls John the 'founder' of Proof of Ink
4	app_pr	table	Turd app: approve submitting the a11y PR from zephyrus/65-a11y-gates
5	app_pr	table	Turd app: approve pushing branch zephyrus/67-hard-stool-followup
6	archive_fix	approve	Archive fix: magazine-011 says merch was made for the Boston Bitcoin Festival
7	archive_fix	approve	Archive fix: magazine-061 misattributes the centerfold reference
8	general	table	Trial by Timmy: send Timmy the local-inference trial brief for your Mac
9	general	table	Q9: hand unreleased audio to Timmy under checksum for independent QC
10	archive_fix	approve	Archive fix: magazine-061 claims a 'weekly Thursday intelligence-style cadence'
11	archive_fix	approve	Archive fix: magazine-040 'last block he mined' sentence replacement
12	archive_fix	approve	Archive fix: magazine-041 calls it 'Stackchain's rowdiest fork war'