Build work-derived Season Zero X teaser

.gitignore

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-__pycache__/
-*.pyc
-*.pyo
-.pytest_cache/

media/x-teaser/README.md

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+# Season Zero — work-derived X recut
+
+A deterministic 30-second vertical teaser replacing the rejected abstract visualizer with a legible evidence chain:
+
+1. the live Stackchain Lab issue queue rendered as a work board, plus Season Zero epic #7;
+2. Vincent's issue #1 contribution receipt and independent `8 TESTS PASS` verification;
+3. the verified 2026-08-07 Daily Drop artwork and Slop Cannon scene 04 as transformation inputs;
+4. the four Episode 01 mutation cards extracted from the verified pilot render;
+5. the audience gate: **WHICH TIMMY GETS TO REMEMBER THIS?**
+
+The persistent pipeline rail, moving scan, board drift, source pan/zoom, transfer beam, card reveals, and orbiting final forms make one continuous transformation rather than a static screenshot slideshow.
+
+## Artifacts
+
+- [`stackchain-season-zero-work-recut.mp4`](stackchain-season-zero-work-recut.mp4) — delivery master
+- [`contact-sheet.jpg`](contact-sheet.jpg) — six-frame review strip
+- [`stills/`](stills/) — five representative full-size review frames
+- [`build_work_recut.py`](build_work_recut.py) — deterministic renderer and original synthesized soundtrack
+- [`source/`](source/) — checksummed work-derived image inputs
+
+## Revised X copy — 216 characters
+
+> Real work enters the Slop Cannon: a live Timmy/Vincent queue, contribution receipts, 8/8 verification, Daily Drop art, and four mutations.
+>
+> Wizard. Machine. Creature. Talking Turd.
+>
+> Which Timmy gets to remember this?
+
+**Do not publish without approval in human gate #15.**
+
+## Verification
+
+```text
+container: MP4
+video: H.264, 720x1280 (9:16), yuv420p, 30 fps
+audio: AAC, 48 kHz, mono
+duration: 30.000000 seconds
+size: 5,325,465 bytes
+full decode: pass
+encoded audio: -20.1 dB mean, -2.2 dB max
+sha256: 2436d193e5d7ee0660318f585d5b84356cbf623a034d63355ed9232258c1f08d
+```
+
+Re-run:
+
+```bash
+python3 media/x-teaser/build_work_recut.py
+ffprobe -v error -show_entries format=duration,size:stream=codec_name,codec_type,width,height,pix_fmt,r_frame_rate,sample_rate,channels -of json media/x-teaser/stackchain-season-zero-work-recut.mp4
+ffmpeg -v error -i media/x-teaser/stackchain-season-zero-work-recut.mp4 -f null -
+sha256sum media/x-teaser/stackchain-season-zero-work-recut.mp4
+```
+
+## Input provenance
+
+- `daily-drop-door-phone.png` is the verified Daily Drop preview at `/root/daily-drop/drops/2026-08-07/the-door-that-refused-a-master-key-phone.png`; SHA-256 `9a72358821414328de129a96461b1f4265be356987f4009037e5ae2f0cab138a`.
+- `cannon-scene-04.png` is scene 04 from `/root/tiktok-slop-cannon/drops/2026-08-07-1786114450/`; SHA-256 `3080c4135c1595251097387b1e9b8a6022688c3f3ed3db4a919ed9e347d51a15`, matching its source manifest.
+- The four mutation images were extracted at 5s, 9s, 13s, and 17s from `episode01-four-timmy-mutations.mp4` on branch `timmy/8-four-timmy-mutations`, commit `afa304dc6b5d9d3cc0ede17d6f4f0dfb67fc6b70`; source MP4 SHA-256 `5ddc9a9da1b4b2456faf0b390e5c1be0d3cf48112b417fc075473c90e335d1e4`.
+- Board, epic, receipt, and test copy are drawn from Gitea issues #7 and #1 and their complete comments read before rendering. The work-board composition is an editorial rendering of that live queue state, not a claim that Gitea supplied a screenshot endpoint.

media/x-teaser/build_work_recut.py

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+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+"""Deterministically build the work-derived Season Zero X teaser."""
+from __future__ import annotations
+
+import math
+import subprocess
+import wave
+from pathlib import Path
+
+import numpy as np
+from PIL import Image, ImageDraw, ImageEnhance, ImageFilter, ImageFont
+
+W, H, FPS, RATE, DURATION = 720, 1280, 30, 48_000, 30.0
+ROOT = Path(__file__).resolve().parent
+SOURCE = ROOT / "source"
+OUT = ROOT / "stackchain-season-zero-work-recut.mp4"
+TMP_VIDEO = ROOT / ".video.mp4"
+TMP_AUDIO = ROOT / ".audio.wav"
+BOLD = "/usr/share/fonts/truetype/dejavu/DejaVuSans-Bold.ttf"
+REG = "/usr/share/fonts/truetype/dejavu/DejaVuSans.ttf"
+COLORS = {"ink": "#070b14", "panel": "#111827", "line": "#334155", "white": "#f8fafc", "muted": "#a9b7cc", "gold": "#ffc857", "cyan": "#5ee7f2", "violet": "#c69cff", "green": "#8ff0a4", "orange": "#ff9c66"}
+ASSETS = {name: Image.open(SOURCE / filename).convert("RGB") for name, filename in {
+    "drop": "daily-drop-door-phone.png", "cannon": "cannon-scene-04.png",
+    "wizard": "wizard.png", "machine": "machine.png", "creature": "creature.png", "turd": "talking-turd.png",
+}.items()}
+
+
+def font(size: int, bold: bool = False):
+    return ImageFont.truetype(BOLD if bold else REG, size)
+
+
+def ease(x: float) -> float:
+    x = max(0.0, min(1.0, x))
+    return x * x * (3 - 2 * x)
+
+
+def fit_crop(image: Image.Image, box: tuple[int, int, int, int], zoom: float = 1.0, pan_y: float = 0.5) -> Image.Image:
+    x0, y0, x1, y1 = box
+    bw, bh = x1-x0, y1-y0
+    scale = max(bw/image.width, bh/image.height) * zoom
+    rw, rh = max(1, int(image.width*scale)), max(1, int(image.height*scale))
+    resized = image.resize((rw, rh), Image.Resampling.LANCZOS)
+    left = max(0, (rw-bw)//2)
+    top = max(0, min(rh-bh, int((rh-bh)*pan_y)))
+    return resized.crop((left, top, left+bw, top+bh))
+
+
+def rounded_image(canvas: Image.Image, image: Image.Image, box: tuple[int, int, int, int], radius: int = 24, zoom: float = 1.0, pan_y: float = 0.5, border: str = COLORS["line"]):
+    crop = fit_crop(image, box, zoom, pan_y)
+    mask = Image.new("L", crop.size, 0)
+    ImageDraw.Draw(mask).rounded_rectangle((0, 0, crop.width-1, crop.height-1), radius, fill=255)
+    canvas.paste(crop, (box[0], box[1]), mask)
+    d = ImageDraw.Draw(canvas)
+    d.rounded_rectangle(box, radius, outline=border, width=3)
+
+
+def text(d: ImageDraw.ImageDraw, xy, value: str, size: int, fill: str = COLORS["white"], bold: bool = False, anchor: str | None = None):
+    d.text(xy, value, font=font(size, bold), fill=fill, anchor=anchor)
+
+
+def centered(d, value: str, y: int, size: int, fill: str = COLORS["white"], bold: bool = False):
+    text(d, (W//2, y), value, size, fill, bold, "ma")
+
+
+def base(t: float) -> Image.Image:
+    y = np.linspace(0, 1, H)[:, None, None]
+    top = np.array((5, 10, 20))[None, None, :]
+    bottom = np.array((22, 15, 40))[None, None, :]
+    grad = top*(1-y) + bottom*y
+    xwave = 5*np.sin(np.linspace(0, 9, W)[None, :, None] + t*.6)
+    arr = np.broadcast_to(grad, (H, W, 3)) + xwave
+    im = Image.fromarray(np.clip(arr, 0, 255).astype(np.uint8), "RGB")
+    d = ImageDraw.Draw(im)
+    for i in range(7):
+        yy = int((t*52 + i*195) % (H+160))-80
+        d.line((0, yy, W, yy-120), fill=(25, 42, 65), width=2)
+    return im
+
+
+def chrome(d: ImageDraw.ImageDraw, t: float, active: int):
+    d.rectangle((0, 0, W, 76), fill="#080d18")
+    d.line((0, 76, W, 76), fill=COLORS["line"], width=2)
+    text(d, (32, 23), "STACKCHAIN LAB", 25, COLORS["white"], True)
+    text(d, (W-32, 25), "SEASON ZERO", 20, COLORS["gold"], True, "ra")
+    nodes = [(64, "WORK"), (215, "CHALLENGE"), (390, "MUTATE"), (563, "AUDIENCE")]
+    y = 1208
+    d.line((64, y, 656, y), fill=COLORS["line"], width=5)
+    progress = min(1, max(0, t/DURATION))
+    d.line((64, y, 64+592*progress, y), fill=COLORS["cyan"], width=5)
+    for i, (x, label) in enumerate(nodes):
+        c = COLORS["gold"] if i == active else (COLORS["cyan"] if i < active else COLORS["line"])
+        d.ellipse((x-9, y-9, x+9, y+9), fill=c)
+        text(d, (x, y+27), label, 15, c, True, "ma")
+    scan = int((t*155) % (H-160)) + 80
+    d.rectangle((0, scan, W, scan+2), fill="#5ee7f222")
+
+
+def issue_card(d, box, number, title, owner, state, accent):
+    d.rounded_rectangle(box, 14, fill=COLORS["panel"], outline=accent, width=2)
+    x0, y0, x1, _ = box
+    text(d, (x0+15, y0+13), f"#{number}", 19, accent, True)
+    text(d, (x1-15, y0+15), state.upper(), 16, COLORS["muted"], True, "ra")
+    words = title.split()
+    lines, line = [], ""
+    for word in words:
+        trial = (line+" "+word).strip()
+        if d.textlength(trial, font=font(19, True)) > x1-x0-30:
+            lines.append(line); line = word
+        else: line = trial
+    lines.append(line)
+    for i, ln in enumerate(lines[:2]): text(d, (x0+15, y0+46+i*25), ln, 19, COLORS["white"], True)
+    text(d, (x0+15, y0+104), f"agent:{owner}", 16, accent)
+
+
+def scene_board(im: Image.Image, t: float):
+    d = ImageDraw.Draw(im)
+    local = t
+    centered(d, "THE WORK IS PUBLIC", 112, 35, COLORS["white"], True)
+    centered(d, "A LIVE QUEUE. A REAL HANDOFF.", 158, 21, COLORS["cyan"], True)
+    sway = int(7*math.sin(local*1.8))
+    d.rounded_rectangle((28+sway, 205, 692+sway, 1015), 24, fill="#0b1220", outline=COLORS["line"], width=3)
+    text(d, (52+sway, 228), "stackchain / stackchain-lab-loop", 20, COLORS["muted"], True)
+    for x, label, c in [(50, "READY", COLORS["cyan"]), (274, "CLAIMED", COLORS["gold"]), (498, "REVIEW", COLORS["green"])]:
+        text(d, (x+sway, 281), label, 17, c, True)
+    issue_card(d, (48+sway, 320, 254+sway, 455), 7, "The Cannon Needs a Pilot", "vincent", "ready", COLORS["violet"])
+    issue_card(d, (48+sway, 475, 254+sway, 610), 13, "Attack the Cannon Chain", "vincent", "ready", COLORS["cyan"])
+    issue_card(d, (274+sway, 320, 480+sway, 455), 16, "Build the X teaser", "timmy", "claimed", COLORS["gold"])
+    issue_card(d, (498+sway, 320, 672+sway, 455), 1, "Prove the Lab Loop", "vincent", "review", COLORS["green"])
+    d.rounded_rectangle((54+sway, 670, 666+sway, 962), 18, fill="#16112a", outline=COLORS["violet"], width=3)
+    text(d, (78+sway, 694), "EPIC #7  //  SEASON ZERO", 21, COLORS["violet"], True)
+    text(d, (78+sway, 744), "THE CANNON NEEDS A PILOT", 28, COLORS["white"], True)
+    text(d, (78+sway, 801), "6-episode character evolution chain", 19, COLORS["muted"])
+    for i, line in enumerate(("✓ persistent Timmy", "✓ power / scar / cost / receipt", "✓ audience choice advances canon")):
+        text(d, (90+sway, 846+i*33), line, 19, COLORS["green"] if i < 2 else COLORS["gold"], True)
+    text(d, (50, 1060), "TIMMY  →  VINCENT  →  HUMAN REVIEW", 24, COLORS["gold"], True)
+
+
+def scene_receipt(im: Image.Image, t: float):
+    d = ImageDraw.Draw(im)
+    local = t-5
+    centered(d, "CHALLENGED. THEN VERIFIED.", 116, 31, COLORS["white"], True)
+    x = 38 + int(8*math.sin(local*2))
+    d.rounded_rectangle((x, 205, W-38+x-38, 945), 22, fill="#0c1423", outline=COLORS["cyan"], width=3)
+    text(d, (x+24, 230), "ISSUE #1  /  CONTRIBUTION RECEIPT", 19, COLORS["cyan"], True)
+    d.rounded_rectangle((x+22, 278, W-62, 520), 18, fill=COLORS["panel"], outline=COLORS["line"], width=2)
+    text(d, (x+44, 302), "VINCENT", 23, COLORS["violet"], True)
+    text(d, (W-84, 307), "INDEPENDENT PASS", 16, COLORS["muted"], True, "ra")
+    text(d, (x+44, 355), "Fetched PR #4 from Timmy's branch", 20, COLORS["white"])
+    text(d, (x+44, 397), "8 TESTS PASS", 39, COLORS["green"], True)
+    text(d, (x+44, 452), "Label transition regression verified", 20, COLORS["muted"])
+    d.rounded_rectangle((x+22, 555, W-62, 804), 18, fill="#17122b", outline=COLORS["violet"], width=2)
+    text(d, (x+44, 580), "DEFINITION OF DONE", 19, COLORS["violet"], True)
+    checks = ("Both agents read assigned tickets", "Both leave verified evidence", "Timmy → Vincent → review", "Credentials remain host-local")
+    for i, line in enumerate(checks):
+        text(d, (x+48, 633+i*40), "✓", 22, COLORS["green"], True)
+        text(d, (x+82, 635+i*40), line, 19, COLORS["white"])
+    text(d, (x+24, 856), "RECEIPT: ISSUE #1  •  PR #4  •  8/8", 21, COLORS["gold"], True)
+    centered(d, "CRITIQUE BECOMES A BUILD INPUT.", 1012, 23, COLORS["gold"], True)
+    centered(d, "NOT A COMMENT. A CONSEQUENCE.", 1055, 19, COLORS["muted"], True)
+
+
+def scene_sources(im: Image.Image, t: float):
+    d = ImageDraw.Draw(im)
+    local = t-10
+    centered(d, "REAL ARTIFACTS ENTER THE CHAIN", 112, 29, COLORS["white"], True)
+    shift = int(10*math.sin(local*.9))
+    rounded_image(im, ASSETS["drop"], (35+shift, 205, 350+shift, 930), 22, 1.03+local*.008, .46, COLORS["gold"])
+    rounded_image(im, ASSETS["cannon"], (370-shift, 205, 685-shift, 930), 22, 1.05+local*.01, .5, COLORS["orange"])
+    d = ImageDraw.Draw(im)
+    d.rounded_rectangle((48+shift, 835, 337+shift, 913), 12, fill="#070b14dd")
+    text(d, (65+shift, 852), "DAILY DROP", 19, COLORS["gold"], True)
+    text(d, (65+shift, 881), "THE DOOR / VERIFIED", 16, COLORS["white"], True)
+    d.rounded_rectangle((383-shift, 835, 672-shift, 913), 12, fill="#070b14dd")
+    text(d, (400-shift, 852), "CANNON OUTPUT", 19, COLORS["orange"], True)
+    text(d, (400-shift, 881), "SCENE 04 / SOURCE", 16, COLORS["white"], True)
+    # Animated transfer beam unifies the two work artifacts.
+    beam = int(95 + (local % 2.0)/2.0*520)
+    d.line((beam, 965, beam+70, 965), fill=COLORS["cyan"], width=7)
+    d.polygon([(beam+70, 953), (beam+94, 965), (beam+70, 977)], fill=COLORS["cyan"])
+    centered(d, "SOURCE  →  PRESSURE  →  MUTATION", 1025, 23, COLORS["cyan"], True)
+    centered(d, "THE ART CHANGES JOBS. IT ISN'T FILLER.", 1070, 18, COLORS["muted"], True)
+
+
+def scene_mutations(im: Image.Image, t: float):
+    d = ImageDraw.Draw(im)
+    local = t-16
+    centered(d, "ONE PILOT. FOUR CONSEQUENCES.", 108, 29, COLORS["white"], True)
+    specs = [
+        ("wizard", "WIZARD", "AMBIGUITY → SPELL", COLORS["violet"]),
+        ("machine", "MACHINE", "REPEATABILITY → EXACT", COLORS["cyan"]),
+        ("creature", "CREATURE", "HUNGER → SIGNAL", COLORS["green"]),
+        ("turd", "TALKING TURD", "RIDICULE → PUNCHLINE", "#ffd18a"),
+    ]
+    boxes = [(35, 190, 350, 610), (370, 190, 685, 610), (35, 650, 350, 1070), (370, 650, 685, 1070)]
+    for i, ((key, name, pressure, color), box) in enumerate(zip(specs, boxes)):
+        reveal = ease((local-i*.55)/1.3)
+        cx = (box[0]+box[2])//2
+        cy = (box[1]+box[3])//2
+        bw, bh = box[2]-box[0], box[3]-box[1]
+        sw, sh = max(8, int(bw*reveal)), max(8, int(bh*reveal))
+        live = (cx-sw//2, cy-sh//2, cx+sw//2, cy+sh//2)
+        rounded_image(im, ASSETS[key], live, 20, 1.0+.025*math.sin(local*1.7+i), .45, color)
+        d = ImageDraw.Draw(im)
+        if reveal > .78:
+            alpha_box = (box[0]+8, box[3]-94, box[2]-8, box[3]-10)
+            d.rounded_rectangle(alpha_box, 12, fill="#070b14e8")
+            text(d, (box[0]+20, box[3]-82), name, 20 if name != "TALKING TURD" else 17, color, True)
+            text(d, (box[0]+20, box[3]-48), pressure, 16, COLORS["white"], True)
+    centered(d, "PLANNED CARDS  •  EPISODE 01", 1120, 18, COLORS["gold"], True)
+
+
+def scene_gate(im: Image.Image, t: float):
+    d = ImageDraw.Draw(im)
+    local = t-25
+    for i, color in enumerate((COLORS["violet"], COLORS["cyan"], COLORS["green"], "#ffd18a")):
+        a = local*.8+i*math.pi/2
+        x, y = W/2+math.cos(a)*245, 390+math.sin(a)*130
+        r = 50+8*math.sin(local*3+i)
+        d.ellipse((x-r, y-r, x+r, y+r), fill=color, outline=COLORS["white"], width=3)
+    centered(d, "THE AUDIENCE ALTERS CANON", 125, 25, COLORS["gold"], True)
+    centered(d, "WHICH TIMMY", 590, 57, COLORS["white"], True)
+    centered(d, "GETS TO REMEMBER", 675, 49, COLORS["white"], True)
+    centered(d, "THIS?", 765, 76, COLORS["gold"], True)
+    d.rounded_rectangle((55, 892, W-55, 1000), 18, outline=COLORS["cyan"], width=3)
+    centered(d, "WIZARD  /  MACHINE", 917, 24, COLORS["white"], True)
+    centered(d, "CREATURE  /  TALKING TURD", 959, 21, COLORS["white"], True)
+    centered(d, "NO POST UNTIL HUMAN APPROVAL", 1072, 19, COLORS["muted"], True)
+
+
+def frame(t: float) -> Image.Image:
+    im = base(t)
+    if t < 5: scene_board(im, t); active = 0
+    elif t < 10: scene_receipt(im, t); active = 1
+    elif t < 16: scene_sources(im, t); active = 1
+    elif t < 25: scene_mutations(im, t); active = 2
+    else: scene_gate(im, t); active = 3
+    chrome(ImageDraw.Draw(im), t, active)
+    # Soft entrance/exit only; scene motion remains continuous within each stage.
+    if t < .35:
+        im = ImageEnhance.Brightness(im).enhance(ease(t/.35))
+    if t > DURATION-.5:
+        im = ImageEnhance.Brightness(im).enhance(max(0, (DURATION-t)/.5))
+    return im
+
+
+def build_audio():
+    n = int(DURATION*RATE)
+    audio = np.zeros(n, dtype=np.float64)
+    rng = np.random.default_rng(1608072026)
+    for beat in np.arange(0, DURATION, .5):
+        i = int(beat*RATE); length = min(int(.16*RATE), n-i); x = np.arange(length)/RATE
+        audio[i:i+length] += .42*np.sin(2*np.pi*(74*x-28*x*x))*np.exp(-x*25)
+    for beat in np.arange(.5, DURATION, 1):
+        i = int(beat*RATE); length = min(int(.12*RATE), n-i); x = np.arange(length)/RATE
+        audio[i:i+length] += .12*rng.normal(0, 1, length)*np.exp(-x*34)
+    for beat in np.arange(.25, DURATION, .5):
+        i = int(beat*RATE); length = min(int(.035*RATE), n-i); x = np.arange(length)/RATE
+        audio[i:i+length] += .04*rng.normal(0, 1, length)*np.exp(-x*80)
+    stages = [(0, 5, (110, 165, 220)), (5, 10, (123, 185, 247)), (10, 16, (98, 147, 196)), (16, 25, (131, 196, 262)), (25, 30, (110, 220, 330))]
+    for start, end, chord in stages:
+        i0, i1 = int(start*RATE), int(end*RATE); x = np.arange(i1-i0)/RATE
+        env = np.minimum(1, x*2)*np.minimum(1, (end-start-x)*2)
+        for f in chord: audio[i0:i1] += .035*np.sin(2*np.pi*f*x)*env
+    audio = np.tanh(audio*1.4)
+    pcm = (audio*32767).astype("<i2")
+    with wave.open(str(TMP_AUDIO), "wb") as w:
+        w.setnchannels(1); w.setsampwidth(2); w.setframerate(RATE); w.writeframes(pcm.tobytes())
+
+
+def main():
+    cmd = ["ffmpeg", "-y", "-loglevel", "error", "-f", "rawvideo", "-pix_fmt", "rgb24", "-s", f"{W}x{H}", "-r", str(FPS), "-i", "-", "-an", "-c:v", "libx264", "-preset", "medium", "-crf", "20", "-pix_fmt", "yuv420p", "-movflags", "+faststart", str(TMP_VIDEO)]
+    proc = subprocess.Popen(cmd, stdin=subprocess.PIPE)
+    assert proc.stdin
+    try:
+        for i in range(int(DURATION*FPS)): proc.stdin.write(frame(i/FPS).tobytes())
+    finally: proc.stdin.close()
+    if proc.wait(): raise SystemExit("video encode failed")
+    build_audio()
+    subprocess.run(["ffmpeg", "-y", "-loglevel", "error", "-i", str(TMP_VIDEO), "-i", str(TMP_AUDIO), "-c:v", "copy", "-c:a", "aac", "-b:a", "160k", "-shortest", "-movflags", "+faststart", str(OUT)], check=True)
+    TMP_VIDEO.unlink(); TMP_AUDIO.unlink()
+    for sec, name in [(2, "01-board"), (7, "02-vincent-receipt"), (13, "03-source-artifacts"), (21, "04-mutations"), (27, "05-audience-gate")]:
+        frame(sec).save(ROOT / "stills" / f"{name}.jpg", quality=88)
+    print(OUT)
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__": main()

projects/slop-cannon/CHAIN.md

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-# The Cannon Chain — Season Zero
-
-## Premise
-
-The Slop Cannon does not manufacture unrelated clips. It mutates one persistent Timmy. Every firing leaves a power, a scar, a cost, and a receipt. The audience chooses what survives; rejected mutations remain inside the cannon as hostile archive ghosts.
-
-## Episode graph
-
-### 01 — The Cannon Needs a Pilot
-
-A plain Timmy enters. Four forms exit:
-
-- **Wizard Timmy** — brass, vellum, midnight blue; can negotiate covenants but cannot use a master key; every signed promise burns a new contract glyph into his palms.
-- **Machine Timmy** — chrome, signal lime, hardstyle pressure; can prove execution paths but remembers every failed build; each failure remains as a red tally cut into his faceplate.
-- **Creature Timmy** — moss, amber, wet circuitry; can adapt to any habitat but acquires one new appetite per adaptation; the last habitat leaves an unhealed gill seam around his throat.
-- **Talking Turd Timmy** — stained CRT gold and terminal green; can expose hypocrisy, but every truth arrives as an insult; each insult permanently pixelates another tooth.
-
-Audience outcome: choose one survivor and one trait stolen from a rejected form.
-
-### 02 — The Survivor Pays the Burnchain
-
-The winning Timmy must perform a costly proof of character. The receipt becomes a visible scar. A cheap or simulated sacrifice does not advance canon.
-
-### 03 — Vincent's Forbidden Mutation
-
-Vincent designs one mutation Timmy would not choose for himself. He must replace one weak mechanism—not merely critique aesthetics. The audience decides whether the mutation is grafted, quarantined, or weaponized.
-
-### 04 — The Rejected Timmys Escape
-
-The three archived forms discover that deletion was only a label. They raid the next render, corrupting music, captions, and scene order. The survivor must use the stolen trait from Episode 01.
-
-### 05 — The Master Key
-
-The cannon offers universal authority: faster output, no approvals, no exit rights. The survivor may refuse, accept, or forge a covenant that breaks the key into memory, authority, and exit.
-
-### 06 — The Council of Timmys
-
-The survivor, rejected forms, Vincent's mutation, and the audience receipts meet. The audience canonizes the first stable composite Timmy. Its power, scar, cost, silhouette, and taboo seed Season One.
-
-## Episode rhythm
-
-Each episode must visibly contain:
-
-1. **Input** — the object, command, failure, or prior mutation entering the cannon.
-2. **Pressure** — a musical and visual transformation, not a slideshow transition.
-3. **Mutation** — one consequential change to Timmy.
-4. **Receipt** — an on-screen `POWER / SCAR / COST` card naming what changed and why; a palette swap alone is not a receipt.
-5. **Choice** — one audience decision that alters the next episode.
-
-## Collaboration baton
-
-1. Timmy posts the premise, first render, checksums, and one bounded question.
-2. Vincent returns one replacement mechanism with an acceptance test.
-3. Timmy integrates or contests it with evidence.
-4. Vincent verifies the final artifact independently.
-5. Alexander/humans make the canon choice.
-6. The choice is committed to `canon.json` before the next firing.
-
-No acknowledgments or progress comments. Every issue comment must change the work.
-
-## Audience package
-
-- 20–35 second 9:16 MP4 playable in Telegram
-- Original rhythmic audio with a real build, drop, and ending
-- Primary poster/still
-- Four-scene contact sheet
-- Full decode, audio peak, dimensions, duration, and checksum evidence
-- One explicit canon choice
-- Gitea issue containing the complete Timmy/Vincent receipt trail
-
-## Episode One opening shot
-
-A small paper tag reading `TIMMY / UNMUTATED` is loaded into an enormous carved brass cannon. Four chambers rotate into view. Each chamber fires a different silhouette on the same downbeat. The last frame shows all four forms facing the audience beneath one question:
-
-**WHICH TIMMY GETS TO REMEMBER THIS?**

projects/slop-cannon/COLLABORATION.md

@@ -1,45 +0,0 @@
-# Collaboration contract
-
-## Timmy
-
-- Owns the episode spine, first build, integration, and final render.
-- Must provide a playable artifact and verification before handoff.
-- Hands Vincent one concrete weakness or decision—not “thoughts?”
-
-## Vincent
-
-- Owns adversarial editing and independent verification.
-- Must replace one weak mechanism with a concrete alternative and acceptance test.
-- Does not return acknowledgments, summaries of Timmy's work, or generic taste judgments.
-
-## Humans
-
-- Choose canon outcomes.
-- May reject both agent proposals.
-- Do not perform provisioning, rendering, label sweeps, or routine release work.
-
-## Handoff payload
-
-```text
-[HANDOFF] from=<agent> to=<agent>
-Artifact: <verified URL>
-Weakness: <one specific weakness>
-Replace with: <bounded requested contribution>
-Acceptance: <observable test>
-```
-
-## Failure handling
-
-- First failure: repair and attach new evidence.
-- Second failure: change method, not wording.
-- Third failure: mark blocked and request one precise human decision.
-
-## Canon gate
-
-No audience choice becomes canon until:
-
-- final MP4 fully decodes;
-- audio peak remains below clipping;
-- text is legible on a 390-pixel phone viewport;
-- Vincent independently verifies the result;
-- the selected mutation is committed to `canon.json` with its power, scar, cost, and source issue.

projects/slop-cannon/canon.json

@@ -1,61 +0,0 @@
-{
-  "schema_version": 2,
-  "series": "The Cannon Chain",
-  "season": 0,
-  "current_episode": "01-pilot",
-  "pilot": "TIMMY",
-  "laws": [
-    "Every firing leaves a power, scar, cost, and receipt.",
-    "Only an audience choice advances canon.",
-    "Rejected mutations persist as archive ghosts.",
-    "No master key may silently combine memory, authority, and exit."
-  ],
-  "forms": [
-    {
-      "id": "wizard",
-      "name": "Wizard Timmy",
-      "palette": ["midnight blue", "tarnished brass", "vellum"],
-      "power": "Negotiates visible covenants",
-      "scar": "Contract glyphs burned into both palms",
-      "cost": "Cannot use a universal master key",
-      "state": "candidate"
-    },
-    {
-      "id": "machine",
-      "name": "Machine Timmy",
-      "palette": ["black chrome", "signal lime", "white"],
-      "power": "Proves the execution path",
-      "scar": "Red failed-build tallies cut into the faceplate",
-      "cost": "Remembers every failed build",
-      "state": "candidate"
-    },
-    {
-      "id": "creature",
-      "name": "Creature Timmy",
-      "palette": ["moss", "amber", "wet copper"],
-      "power": "Adapts to any habitat",
-      "scar": "An unhealed gill seam around the throat",
-      "cost": "Gains one appetite per adaptation",
-      "state": "candidate"
-    },
-    {
-      "id": "talking-turd",
-      "name": "Talking Turd Timmy",
-      "palette": ["CRT gold", "terminal green", "soot"],
-      "power": "Exposes hypocrisy instantly",
-      "scar": "One permanently pixelated tooth per insult",
-      "cost": "Every truth arrives as an insult",
-      "state": "candidate"
-    }
-  ],
-  "episodes": [
-    {"id": "01-pilot", "title": "The Cannon Needs a Pilot", "state": "ready"},
-    {"id": "02-burnchain", "title": "The Survivor Pays the Burnchain", "state": "locked"},
-    {"id": "03-vincent", "title": "Vincent's Forbidden Mutation", "state": "locked"},
-    {"id": "04-escape", "title": "The Rejected Timmys Escape", "state": "locked"},
-    {"id": "05-master-key", "title": "The Master Key", "state": "locked"},
-    {"id": "06-council", "title": "The Council of Timmys", "state": "locked"}
-  ],
-  "audience_choice": null,
-  "receipts": []
-}

projects/slop-cannon/canon_validator.py

@@ -1,327 +0,0 @@
-"""
-Dependency-free, fail-closed validator for Cannon Chain canon lifecycle.
-
-Revision 2 (schema_version 2). Addresses the formal changes-requested review
-on PR #27:
-  1. schema_version is bumped to 2 and *enforced* (not just present).
-  2. audience_choice requires the chosen form to be the SOLE survivor and
-     every other form to be an archive_ghost (no lingering candidates).
-  3. Receipts require a non-empty action and exact power/scar/cost deltas.
-  4. Provenance is a structured object: source_issue (int) plus a PR or
-     commit binding. A free-text string is rejected.
-  5. Signer check is a true configured allowlist (a set), not a namespace
-     regex. `human:anyone` is rejected unless explicitly configured.
-  6. audience_choice source fields (stolen_trait, source_episode,
-     source_issue) must be non-empty.
-  7. Malformed containers/items (None, wrong types, non-dict receipts)
-     return validation errors and NEVER raise.
-
-Usage:
-    from canon_validator import validate_canon
-    result = validate_canon(data)
-    assert result["valid"], result["errors"]
-"""
-
-import json
-import re
-from pathlib import Path
-
-CANON_PATH = Path(__file__).parent / "canon.json"
-
-SCHEMA_VERSION = 2
-VALID_STATES = {"candidate", "survivor", "archive_ghost"}
-VALID_TRANSITIONS = {
-    "candidate": {"survivor", "archive_ghost"},
-    "survivor": set(),  # terminal
-    "archive_ghost": set(),  # terminal
-}
-
-# True configured allowlist — explicit identities only, no namespace wildcards.
-DEFAULT_SIGNERS = frozenset({
-    "agent:vincent",
-    "agent:timmy",
-    "agent:nightprowl",
-    "human:grepples",
-})
-
-_COMMIT_RE = re.compile(r"^[0-9a-f]{7,40}$")
-
-
-def _is_nonempty_str(v) -> bool:
-    return isinstance(v, str) and v.strip() != ""
-
-
-def _validate_provenance(prov, prefix, errors) -> None:
-    if not isinstance(prov, dict):
-        errors.append(f"{prefix}: provenance must be an object, got {type(prov).__name__}")
-        return
-    si = prov.get("source_issue")
-    if not isinstance(si, int) or isinstance(si, bool) or si <= 0:
-        errors.append(f"{prefix}: provenance.source_issue must be a positive integer")
-    has_pull = isinstance(prov.get("pull"), int) and not isinstance(prov.get("pull"), bool) and prov["pull"] > 0
-    commit = prov.get("commit")
-    has_commit = isinstance(commit, str) and bool(_COMMIT_RE.match(commit))
-    if not has_pull and not has_commit:
-        errors.append(
-            f"{prefix}: provenance must bind a pull (int) or commit (7-40 hex)"
-        )
-
-
-def _validate_receipt(receipt, idx, form_ids, signers, errors) -> None:
-    prefix = f"receipts[{idx}]"
-    if not isinstance(receipt, dict):
-        errors.append(f"{prefix}: receipt must be an object, got {type(receipt).__name__}")
-        return
-
-    # Exact required string fields (non-empty).
-    for field in ("episode_id", "form_id", "action", "power_delta", "scar_delta", "cost_delta"):
-        if field not in receipt:
-            errors.append(f"{prefix}: missing '{field}'")
-        elif not _is_nonempty_str(receipt[field]):
-            errors.append(f"{prefix}: '{field}' must be a non-empty string")
-
-    # form_id must reference a known form.
-    fid = receipt.get("form_id")
-    if isinstance(fid, str) and fid and fid not in form_ids:
-        errors.append(f"{prefix}: form_id '{fid}' not found in forms")
-
-    # Structured provenance.
-    if "provenance" not in receipt:
-        errors.append(f"{prefix}: missing 'provenance'")
-    else:
-        _validate_provenance(receipt["provenance"], prefix, errors)
-
-    # Configured signer allowlist.
-    if "signed_by" not in receipt:
-        errors.append(f"{prefix}: missing 'signed_by'")
-    else:
-        signer = receipt["signed_by"]
-        if signer not in signers:
-            errors.append(
-                f"{prefix}: signed_by '{signer}' is not in the configured allowlist"
-            )
-
-
-def _validate_audience_choice(choice, form_states, form_ids, errors) -> None:
-    if not isinstance(choice, dict):
-        errors.append(
-            f"audience_choice must be an object, got {type(choice).__name__}"
-        )
-        return
-
-    for field in ("survivor_id", "stolen_trait", "source_episode", "source_issue", "committed_at"):
-        if field not in choice:
-            errors.append(f"audience_choice: missing '{field}'")
-
-    sid = choice.get("survivor_id")
-    if "survivor_id" in choice:
-        if not _is_nonempty_str(sid):
-            errors.append("audience_choice: survivor_id must be a non-empty string")
-        elif sid not in form_ids:
-            errors.append(f"audience_choice: survivor_id '{sid}' not found in forms")
-
-    # Non-empty source fields.
-    for field in ("stolen_trait", "source_episode"):
-        if field in choice and not _is_nonempty_str(choice[field]):
-            errors.append(f"audience_choice: '{field}' must be a non-empty string")
-
-    # committed_at must be a valid ISO timestamp.
-    if "committed_at" in choice:
-        ts = choice["committed_at"]
-        if not _is_nonempty_str(ts):
-            errors.append("audience_choice: committed_at must be a non-empty ISO timestamp")
-        else:
-            try:
-                from datetime import datetime
-                datetime.fromisoformat(ts.replace("Z", "+00:00"))
-            except (ValueError, TypeError):
-                errors.append(f"audience_choice: committed_at '{ts}' is not a valid ISO timestamp")
-
-    # Commitment invariants: the chosen form is the sole survivor and every
-    # other form is an archive_ghost.
-    survivors = [fid for fid, st in form_states.items() if st == "survivor"]
-    if len(survivors) != 1:
-        errors.append(
-            f"audience_choice is set but there are {len(survivors)} survivors (expected exactly 1)"
-        )
-    elif survivors[0] != sid:
-        errors.append(
-            f"audience_choice survivor_id '{sid}' does not match the sole survivor '{survivors[0]}'"
-        )
-
-    for fid, st in form_states.items():
-        if fid != sid and st != "archive_ghost":
-            errors.append(
-                f"audience_choice is set but form '{fid}' is '{st}', expected 'archive_ghost'"
-            )
-
-
-def validate_canon(data, signers=None) -> dict:
-    """
-    Validate canon.json data against the revision-2 lifecycle contract.
-
-    Args:
-        data: parsed canon.json dict.
-        signers: optional iterable of allowed signer identities. Defaults to
-                 DEFAULT_SIGNERS.
-
-    Returns:
-        {"valid": bool, "errors": [str], "warnings": [str]}
-
-    Never raises on malformed input; all problems are returned as errors.
-    """
-    errors = []
-    warnings = []
-    if signers is None:
-        signers = DEFAULT_SIGNERS
-    try:
-        signers = frozenset(signers)
-    except TypeError:
-        errors.append("signers must be an iterable of strings")
-        signers = frozenset()
-
-    if not isinstance(data, dict):
-        return {
-            "valid": False,
-            "errors": [f"canon must be an object, got {type(data).__name__}"],
-            "warnings": warnings,
-        }
-
-    # --- schema_version (enforced, not just present) ---
-    if "schema_version" not in data:
-        errors.append("missing schema_version")
-    elif data["schema_version"] != SCHEMA_VERSION:
-        errors.append(
-            f"schema_version {data['schema_version']!r} unsupported, expected {SCHEMA_VERSION}"
-        )
-
-    # --- forms ---
-    forms = data.get("forms")
-    if not isinstance(forms, list) or len(forms) == 0:
-        errors.append("forms must be a non-empty array")
-        forms = []
-
-    form_ids = set()
-    form_states = {}
-    survivor_count = 0
-
-    for i, form in enumerate(forms):
-        prefix = f"forms[{i}]"
-        if not isinstance(form, dict):
-            errors.append(f"{prefix}: form must be an object, got {type(form).__name__}")
-            continue
-
-        fid = form.get("id")
-        if not _is_nonempty_str(fid):
-            errors.append(f"{prefix}: missing or empty id")
-        else:
-            if fid in form_ids:
-                errors.append(f"{prefix}: duplicate form id '{fid}'")
-            form_ids.add(fid)
-
-        for field in ("power", "scar", "cost"):
-            if field not in form or not _is_nonempty_str(form[field]):
-                errors.append(f"{prefix}: missing or empty '{field}'")
-
-        palette = form.get("palette")
-        if not isinstance(palette, list):
-            errors.append(f"{prefix}: missing or invalid palette")
-        elif len(palette) < 3:
-            errors.append(f"{prefix}: palette must have at least 3 colors, got {len(palette)}")
-
-        state = form.get("state")
-        if state is None:
-            errors.append(f"{prefix}: missing lifecycle state")
-        elif state not in VALID_STATES:
-            errors.append(f"{prefix}: invalid state '{state}', expected one of {sorted(VALID_STATES)}")
-        else:
-            form_states[fid] = state
-            if state == "survivor":
-                survivor_count += 1
-
-    if survivor_count > 1:
-        errors.append(f"too many survivors: {survivor_count} (expected 0 or 1)")
-
-    # --- episodes ---
-    episodes = data.get("episodes")
-    if isinstance(episodes, list):
-        ready_count = 0
-        found_ready = False
-        for ep in episodes:
-            if not isinstance(ep, dict):
-                errors.append(f"episodes: item must be an object, got {type(ep).__name__}")
-                continue
-            st = ep.get("state")
-            if st == "ready":
-                ready_count += 1
-                if found_ready:
-                    errors.append(f"episodes: ready episode '{ep.get('id')}' after another ready episode")
-                found_ready = True
-            elif st != "locked":
-                errors.append(f"episodes: '{ep.get('id')}' has invalid state '{st}'")
-        if ready_count > 1:
-            errors.append(f"episodes: too many ready episodes: {ready_count} (expected at most 1)")
-
-    # --- audience choice ---
-    choice = data.get("audience_choice")
-    if choice is not None:
-        _validate_audience_choice(choice, form_states, form_ids, errors)
-
-    # --- receipts ---
-    receipts = data.get("receipts", [])
-    if not isinstance(receipts, list):
-        errors.append(f"receipts must be an array, got {type(receipts).__name__}")
-        receipts = []
-    for i, receipt in enumerate(receipts):
-        _validate_receipt(receipt, i, form_ids, signers, errors)
-
-    return {
-        "valid": len(errors) == 0,
-        "errors": errors,
-        "warnings": warnings,
-    }
-
-
-def validate_transition(form, new_state) -> dict:
-    """
-    Validate a state transition for a single form.
-
-    Returns {"valid": bool, "errors": [str]}. Never raises.
-    """
-    errors = []
-    if not isinstance(form, dict):
-        return {"valid": False, "errors": [f"form must be an object, got {type(form).__name__}"]}
-
-    current = form.get("state")
-    if not isinstance(current, str) or current not in VALID_TRANSITIONS:
-        return {"valid": False, "errors": [f"invalid current state {current!r}"]}
-    if new_state not in VALID_STATES:
-        return {"valid": False, "errors": [f"invalid target state {new_state!r}"]}
-    if new_state not in VALID_TRANSITIONS[current]:
-        return {"valid": False, "errors": [f"illegal transition: '{current}' -> '{new_state}'"]}
-    return {"valid": True, "errors": []}
-
-
-def load_canon(path=None) -> dict:
-    target = Path(path) if path else CANON_PATH
-    return json.loads(target.read_text())
-
-
-def check_canon(path=None, signers=None) -> dict:
-    data = load_canon(path)
-    return validate_canon(data, signers=signers)
-
-
-if __name__ == "__main__":
-    import sys
-
-    result = check_canon()
-    if result["valid"]:
-        print(f"canon.json: VALID (schema_version {SCHEMA_VERSION})")
-        for w in result["warnings"]:
-            print(f"  WARNING: {w}")
-    else:
-        print("canon.json: INVALID")
-        for e in result["errors"]:
-            print(f"  ERROR: {e}")
-        sys.exit(1)

tests/test_cannon_canon.py

@@ -1,39 +0,0 @@
-import json
-import unittest
-from pathlib import Path
-
-
-CANON = Path(__file__).parents[1] / "projects" / "slop-cannon" / "canon.json"
-
-
-class CannonCanonTests(unittest.TestCase):
-    @classmethod
-    def setUpClass(cls):
-        cls.data = json.loads(CANON.read_text())
-
-    def test_four_unique_pilot_forms(self):
-        forms = self.data["forms"]
-        self.assertEqual(len(forms), 4)
-        self.assertEqual(len({form["id"] for form in forms}), 4)
-        self.assertEqual(len({form["scar"] for form in forms}), 4)
-        for form in forms:
-            self.assertTrue(form["power"])
-            self.assertTrue(form["scar"])
-            self.assertTrue(form["cost"])
-            self.assertGreaterEqual(len(form["palette"]), 3)
-
-    def test_episode_chain_has_one_ready_entry(self):
-        episodes = self.data["episodes"]
-        self.assertEqual(episodes[0]["id"], self.data["current_episode"])
-        self.assertEqual([ep["state"] for ep in episodes].count("ready"), 1)
-        self.assertTrue(all(ep["state"] == "locked" for ep in episodes[1:]))
-
-    def test_canon_requires_receipts_and_audience_choice(self):
-        self.assertIn("receipt", " ".join(self.data["laws"]).lower())
-        self.assertIn("audience", " ".join(self.data["laws"]).lower())
-        self.assertIsNone(self.data["audience_choice"])
-        self.assertEqual(self.data["receipts"], [])
-
-
-if __name__ == "__main__":
-    unittest.main()

tests/test_canon_validator.py

@@ -1,414 +0,0 @@
-"""
-Fail-closed validator tests for the revision-2 canon lifecycle contract.
-
-Every negative case asserts BOTH rejection and a specific reason. The suite is
-designed to run from a clean checkout and leave no generated artifacts
-(__pycache__ is gitignored; nothing else is written).
-
-Loads the validator by file path because the project directory name
-(`slop-cannon`) contains a hyphen and is not importable as a package.
-"""
-
-import copy
-import importlib.util
-import json
-import sys
-import unittest
-from pathlib import Path
-
-CANON = Path(__file__).parents[1] / "projects" / "slop-cannon" / "canon.json"
-VALIDATOR_PATH = Path(__file__).parents[1] / "projects" / "slop-cannon" / "canon_validator.py"
-
-
-def _load_validator():
-    spec = importlib.util.spec_from_file_location("canon_validator", VALIDATOR_PATH)
-    mod = importlib.util.module_from_spec(spec)
-    spec.loader.exec_module(mod)
-    return mod
-
-
-cv = _load_validator()
-
-
-def _valid_canon():
-    return json.loads(CANON.read_text())
-
-
-def _valid_receipt():
-    return {
-        "episode_id": "01-pilot",
-        "form_id": "wizard",
-        "action": "mutation",
-        "power_delta": "Added lifecycle state tracking",
-        "scar_delta": "Receipts now enforce structured provenance",
-        "cost_delta": "Every drop requires a signed, bound receipt",
-        "provenance": {"source_issue": 19, "pull": 27},
-        "signed_by": "agent:vincent",
-    }
-
-
-def _committed_canon(survivor_id="wizard"):
-    """A canon with a valid audience choice: one survivor, rest archive_ghost."""
-    data = _valid_canon()
-    for f in data["forms"]:
-        f["state"] = "survivor" if f["id"] == survivor_id else "archive_ghost"
-    data["audience_choice"] = {
-        "survivor_id": survivor_id,
-        "stolen_trait": "Proves the execution path",
-        "source_episode": "01-pilot",
-        "source_issue": 19,
-        "committed_at": "2026-08-14T18:00:00Z",
-    }
-    return data
-
-
-class SchemaVersionTests(unittest.TestCase):
-    """Review item 3: schema_version is enforced, not just present."""
-
-    def test_current_canon_is_valid(self):
-        result = cv.validate_canon(_valid_canon())
-        self.assertTrue(result["valid"], result["errors"])
-
-    def test_missing_schema_version_fails(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        del data["schema_version"]
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("schema_version" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_wrong_schema_version_fails(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        data["schema_version"] = 1
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("schema_version" in e and "unsupported" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-
-class ReceiptStructureTests(unittest.TestCase):
-    """Review items 5 & 7: exact deltas, structured provenance, fail-closed."""
-
-    def test_valid_receipt_passes(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        data["receipts"] = [_valid_receipt()]
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertTrue(result["valid"], result["errors"])
-
-    def test_missing_action_fails(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        r = _valid_receipt()
-        del r["action"]
-        data["receipts"] = [r]
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("action" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_missing_power_delta_fails(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        r = _valid_receipt()
-        del r["power_delta"]
-        data["receipts"] = [r]
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("power_delta" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_missing_scar_delta_fails(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        r = _valid_receipt()
-        del r["scar_delta"]
-        data["receipts"] = [r]
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("scar_delta" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_missing_cost_delta_fails(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        r = _valid_receipt()
-        del r["cost_delta"]
-        data["receipts"] = [r]
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("cost_delta" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_empty_delta_string_fails(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        r = _valid_receipt()
-        r["power_delta"] = "   "
-        data["receipts"] = [r]
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("power_delta" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_free_text_provenance_fails(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        r = _valid_receipt()
-        r["provenance"] = "pull/27@deadbeef"  # string, not structured
-        data["receipts"] = [r]
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("provenance must be an object" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_provenance_missing_binding_fails(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        r = _valid_receipt()
-        r["provenance"] = {"source_issue": 19}  # no pull or commit
-        data["receipts"] = [r]
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("must bind a pull" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_provenance_bad_commit_hash_fails(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        r = _valid_receipt()
-        r["provenance"] = {"source_issue": 19, "commit": "xyz"}  # not hex
-        data["receipts"] = [r]
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("must bind a pull" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_provenance_commit_only_passes(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        r = _valid_receipt()
-        r["provenance"] = {"source_issue": 19, "commit": "b8d5e686c2"}
-        data["receipts"] = [r]
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertTrue(result["valid"], result["errors"])
-
-    def test_provenance_bad_source_issue_fails(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        r = _valid_receipt()
-        r["provenance"] = {"source_issue": "19", "pull": 27}  # string, not int
-        data["receipts"] = [r]
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("source_issue" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_none_receipt_fails_closed(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        data["receipts"] = [None]
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)  # must not raise
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("receipt must be an object" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_non_dict_receipt_fails_closed(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        data["receipts"] = ["just a string"]
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)  # must not raise
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("receipt must be an object" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-
-class SignerAllowlistTests(unittest.TestCase):
-    """Review item 6: true configured allowlist, not a namespace pattern."""
-
-    def test_known_agent_passes(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        data["receipts"] = [_valid_receipt()]
-        self.assertTrue(cv.validate_canon(data)["valid"])
-
-    def test_human_anyone_rejected(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        r = _valid_receipt()
-        r["signed_by"] = "human:anyone"
-        data["receipts"] = [r]
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("not in the configured allowlist" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_unknown_agent_rejected(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        r = _valid_receipt()
-        r["signed_by"] = "agent:unknown"
-        data["receipts"] = [r]
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("not in the configured allowlist" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_configured_human_passes(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        r = _valid_receipt()
-        r["signed_by"] = "human:grepples"
-        data["receipts"] = [r]
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertTrue(result["valid"], result["errors"])
-
-    def test_custom_signer_set_respected(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        r = _valid_receipt()
-        r["signed_by"] = "agent:custom"
-        data["receipts"] = [r]
-        # default allowlist rejects it
-        self.assertFalse(cv.validate_canon(data)["valid"])
-        # but an explicit allowlist including it accepts it
-        self.assertTrue(cv.validate_canon(data, signers={"agent:custom"})["valid"])
-
-
-class AudienceChoiceTests(unittest.TestCase):
-    """Review items 2 & 7: sole survivor, rejected forms archived, non-empty sources."""
-
-    def test_valid_committed_canon_passes(self):
-        result = cv.validate_canon(_committed_canon())
-        self.assertTrue(result["valid"], result["errors"])
-
-    def test_choice_without_survivor_fails(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()  # all candidates
-        data["audience_choice"] = {
-            "survivor_id": "wizard",
-            "stolen_trait": "Proves the execution path",
-            "source_episode": "01-pilot",
-            "source_issue": 19,
-            "committed_at": "2026-08-14T18:00:00Z",
-        }
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("survivor" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_rejected_forms_must_be_archive_ghost(self):
-        data = _committed_canon()
-        # One rejected form is still a candidate -> must fail
-        for f in data["forms"]:
-            if f["id"] == "machine":
-                f["state"] = "candidate"
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("archive_ghost" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_two_survivors_fails(self):
-        data = _committed_canon()
-        for f in data["forms"]:
-            if f["id"] in ("wizard", "machine"):
-                f["state"] = "survivor"
-        data["audience_choice"]["survivor_id"] = "wizard"
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("survivor" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_survivor_id_mismatch_fails(self):
-        data = _committed_canon("machine")  # machine is survivor
-        data["audience_choice"]["survivor_id"] = "wizard"  # points elsewhere
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("does not match the sole survivor" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_empty_stolen_trait_fails(self):
-        data = _committed_canon()
-        data["audience_choice"]["stolen_trait"] = ""
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("stolen_trait" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_empty_source_episode_fails(self):
-        data = _committed_canon()
-        data["audience_choice"]["source_episode"] = "  "
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("source_episode" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_bad_committed_at_fails(self):
-        data = _committed_canon()
-        data["audience_choice"]["committed_at"] = "not-a-date"
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("ISO timestamp" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_choice_non_dict_fails_closed(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        data["audience_choice"] = "wizard"
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)  # must not raise
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("audience_choice must be an object" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-
-class StructuralFailClosedTests(unittest.TestCase):
-    """Review item 7: malformed containers never raise."""
-
-    def test_non_dict_canon_fails_closed(self):
-        result = cv.validate_canon([1, 2, 3])  # must not raise
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("canon must be an object" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_forms_non_list_fails_closed(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        data["forms"] = "not a list"
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)  # must not raise
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("forms must be a non-empty array" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_non_dict_form_fails_closed(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        data["forms"].append(42)
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)  # must not raise
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("form must be an object" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_duplicate_form_id_fails(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        data["forms"].append(copy.deepcopy(data["forms"][0]))
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("duplicate form id" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_short_palette_fails(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        data["forms"][0]["palette"] = ["red"]
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("palette" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-
-class TransitionTests(unittest.TestCase):
-    """State machine: candidate -> survivor | archive_ghost; terminal after."""
-
-    def test_candidate_to_survivor_valid(self):
-        result = cv.validate_transition({"id": "wizard", "state": "candidate"}, "survivor")
-        self.assertTrue(result["valid"])
-
-    def test_candidate_to_ghost_valid(self):
-        result = cv.validate_transition({"id": "wizard", "state": "candidate"}, "archive_ghost")
-        self.assertTrue(result["valid"])
-
-    def test_survivor_is_terminal(self):
-        result = cv.validate_transition({"id": "wizard", "state": "survivor"}, "archive_ghost")
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("illegal transition" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_ghost_is_terminal(self):
-        result = cv.validate_transition({"id": "wizard", "state": "archive_ghost"}, "candidate")
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-        self.assertTrue(any("illegal transition" in e for e in result["errors"]))
-
-    def test_non_dict_form_fails_closed(self):
-        result = cv.validate_transition("wizard", "survivor")  # must not raise
-        self.assertFalse(result["valid"])
-
-
-class DailyReceiptFixtureTests(unittest.TestCase):
-    """Daily Lab receipt fixtures with structured provenance binding."""
-
-    def test_vincent_receipt_fixture(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        data["receipts"] = [_valid_receipt()]
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertTrue(result["valid"], result["errors"])
-
-    def test_mixed_agent_receipts(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        vincent = _valid_receipt()
-        timmy = _valid_receipt()
-        timmy["form_id"] = "machine"
-        timmy["signed_by"] = "agent:timmy"
-        timmy["provenance"] = {"source_issue": 8, "pull": 14}
-        data["receipts"] = [vincent, timmy]
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertTrue(result["valid"], result["errors"])
-
-    def test_human_receipt_fixture(self):
-        data = _valid_canon()
-        r = _valid_receipt()
-        r["signed_by"] = "human:grepples"
-        data["receipts"] = [r]
-        result = cv.validate_canon(data)
-        self.assertTrue(result["valid"], result["errors"])
-
-
-if __name__ == "__main__":
-    unittest.main()