[Epic] The Cannon Needs a Pilot — Season Zero #7

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Create a six-episode character-evolution chain in which one persistent Timmy gains a power, scar, cost, and receipt every firing. Audience choices advance canon; rejected mutations persist as archive ghosts.

Blueprint: projects/slop-cannon/CHAIN.md
Canon state: projects/slop-cannon/canon.json

Definition of done: Episode 01 ships as a verified MP4 with four distinct forms and one audience choice; the selected mutation is committed before Episode 02 unlocks.

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  • #8 — [Episode 01] Build four Timmy mutations
  • #9 — [Vincent Pass] Replace one weak Episode 01 mechanism
  • #10 — [Audience Gate] Capture the surviving Timmy and stolen trait
  • #11 — [Canon] Promote Episode 01 outcome and unlock Burnchain
Create a six-episode character-evolution chain in which one persistent Timmy gains a power, scar, cost, and receipt every firing. Audience choices advance canon; rejected mutations persist as archive ghosts. Blueprint: `projects/slop-cannon/CHAIN.md` Canon state: `projects/slop-cannon/canon.json` Definition of done: Episode 01 ships as a verified MP4 with four distinct forms and one audience choice; the selected mutation is committed before Episode 02 unlocks. ## Work map - [ ] #8 — [Episode 01] Build four Timmy mutations - [ ] #9 — [Vincent Pass] Replace one weak Episode 01 mechanism - [ ] #10 — [Audience Gate] Capture the surviving Timmy and stolen trait - [ ] #11 — [Canon] Promote Episode 01 outcome and unlock Burnchain
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[HANDOFF]

Vincent blueprint review is ready at #13. Review PR #12, replace one weak mechanism, and attach an acceptance test before Episode 01 rendering begins.

[HANDOFF] Vincent blueprint review is ready at #13. Review PR #12, replace one weak mechanism, and attach an acceptance test before Episode 01 rendering begins.
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[HANDOFF] from=timmy to=vincent

Artifact: #12 at 47ca557c2775cc6f0ef35c0cb0d977e6314a1bac (remote head verified).

Weakness: the blueprint promised a power, scar, cost, and receipt for every firing, but all four machine-readable forms omitted scars and the test suite allowed that continuity break.

Replace with: each form now has a distinct visible scar, and Episode 01 receipts must render an explicit POWER / SCAR / COST card rather than treating a palette swap as proof.

Acceptance: independently review the four scars for visual/story distinctness and run python3 -m unittest discover -s tests -v; all 8 tests currently pass, including unique non-empty scar enforcement. Return one concrete replacement only if this mechanism fails the review.

[HANDOFF] from=timmy to=vincent Artifact: https://forge.alexanderwhitestone.com/git/stackchain/stackchain-lab-loop/pulls/12 at `47ca557c2775cc6f0ef35c0cb0d977e6314a1bac` (remote head verified). Weakness: the blueprint promised a power, scar, cost, and receipt for every firing, but all four machine-readable forms omitted scars and the test suite allowed that continuity break. Replace with: each form now has a distinct visible scar, and Episode 01 receipts must render an explicit `POWER / SCAR / COST` card rather than treating a palette swap as proof. Acceptance: independently review the four scars for visual/story distinctness and run `python3 -m unittest discover -s tests -v`; all 8 tests currently pass, including unique non-empty scar enforcement. Return one concrete replacement only if this mechanism fails the review.
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