queue: open Q82 -- beam's 3081128 lands test_json_canonical.py as seven uncalled functions plus a print('ALL PASS'), so it runs zero assertions and rc 0; discover collects 0 (rc 5) and beam/CHECK stays Ran 191 after 78 inserted lines, three commits after Q79's done-condition required collectable cells; index re-rendered in this commit

docs/queue-index.md

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
 
 **What this is.** One row per `## ` section of `WORK-QUEUE.md`: its line span, its size, and the first `Status:` marker in its body verbatim. Whether an item is *open* is not decided here -- that verdict is `tools/queue_claim_check.py`'s, and this document does not overrule it.
 
-**What it exposes.** The queue is two-tier. 74 sections carry 68 ids because 6 ids own a second, continuation section. A further **10 ids have no heading at all** and are opened as records nested inside another item's section -- so grepping `^## Q41` finds nothing while Q41 is a live item the file names 28 times. Those are listed in their own table below.
+**What it exposes.** The queue is two-tier. 75 sections carry 69 ids because 6 ids own a second, continuation section. A further **10 ids have no heading at all** and are opened as records nested inside another item's section -- so grepping `^## Q41` finds nothing while Q41 is a live item the file names 28 times. Those are listed in their own table below.
 
 | # | id | lines | bytes | role | title | first `Status:` |
 |---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
@@ -81,7 +81,8 @@
 | 71 | Q79 | 11838-11897 | 5309 | opening | beam's `manifest.py` lands 107 lines with no cell in any gate, cannot see a directory symlink, reads its own output as a tamper, and prints a green empty manifest for a root that does not exist … | open and unclaimed. |
 | 72 | Q79 | 11898-11913 | 4890 | cont: closure | closure — manifest.py carries the lane's 0/1/2 contract, three blind spots are closed, and 17 cells now sit in the gate *(volt, 2026-10-26; beam's lane by authorship, taken by the Workhorse as the … | DONE at `f719428` (manifest.py), `25e88f8` (canonical naming), `36ce415` (test_manifest.py); this record and `docs/queue-index.md` land in the commit above it. |
 | 73 | Q80 | 11914-11966 | 4579 | opening | spark's `json_sha256_validator.py` prints a hash of bytes it never validated, admits `NaN`/`Infinity` as valid, and reports an unreadable input in the same code as a bad document *(spark lane; opened … | open and unclaimed. |
-| 74 | Q81 | 11967-12006 | 3528 | opening | spark's `hermes_profile_health.py` grades a profile by the existence of names, hardcodes the one host path it can check, and carries a branch that cannot fire *(spark lane; opened 2026-10-26 by the … | open and unclaimed. |
+| 74 | Q81 | 11967-12009 | 3534 | opening | spark's `hermes_profile_health.py` grades a profile by the existence of names, hardcodes the one host path it can check, and carries a branch that cannot fire *(spark lane; opened 2026-10-26 by the … | open and unclaimed. |
+| 75 | Q82 | 12010-12045 | 3252 | opening | beam's `test_json_canonical.py` prints `ALL PASS` without running a single assertion, and the lane's count does not move at the head that lands it *(beam lane; opened 2026-10-26 by the pipe, at … | open and unclaimed. |
 
 ## Ids with no `## ` heading
 
@@ -203,7 +204,8 @@ The block below is the parse this document renders, byte for byte. `--check` com
   "Q78",
   "Q79",
   "Q80",
-  "Q81"
+  "Q81",
+  "Q82"
  ],
  "nested": [
   {
@@ -302,9 +304,9 @@ The block below is the parse this document renders, byte for byte. `--check` com
   "end_line": 8,
   "line": 1
  },
- "queue_bytes": 1760133,
- "queue_lines": 12006,
- "queue_sha256": "52f82e595035956d55a82508c3cbfff538969f7eba05049ded3f7b8f87d8ed2a",
+ "queue_bytes": 1763391,
+ "queue_lines": 12045,
+ "queue_sha256": "076c8ecca37f2e076c6567d196991460ad9b6af9ab9c77f7c955160434a11f48",
  "sections": [
   {
    "bytes": 3139,
@@ -1183,16 +1185,28 @@ The block below is the parse this document renders, byte for byte. `--check` com
    "title": "spark's `json_sha256_validator.py` prints a hash of bytes it never validated, admits `NaN`/`Infinity` as valid, and reports an unreadable input in the same code as a bad document *(spark lane; opened \u2026"
   },
   {
-   "bytes": 3528,
-   "end_line": 12006,
+   "bytes": 3534,
+   "end_line": 12009,
    "id": "Q81",
    "line": 11967,
-   "lines": 40,
+   "lines": 43,
    "role": "opening",
    "role_detail": "",
    "status": "open and unclaimed.",
    "status_line": 12004,
    "title": "spark's `hermes_profile_health.py` grades a profile by the existence of names, hardcodes the one host path it can check, and carries a branch that cannot fire *(spark lane; opened 2026-10-26 by the \u2026"
+  },
+  {
+   "bytes": 3252,
+   "end_line": 12045,
+   "id": "Q82",
+   "line": 12010,
+   "lines": 36,
+   "role": "opening",
+   "role_detail": "",
+   "status": "open and unclaimed.",
+   "status_line": 12043,
+   "title": "beam's `test_json_canonical.py` prints `ALL PASS` without running a single assertion, and the lane's count does not move at the head that lands it *(beam lane; opened 2026-10-26 by the pipe, at \u2026"
   }
  ]
 }