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# Triage report — seed-2026-09-26
- total items: 13
- counts by category: {"archive_fix": 8, "app_pr": 3, "general": 2}
## id 13 [decided] archive_fix -> approved
Archive fix: magazine-091 lists Strategy among compared firms
- rule: archive_fix
- decision: approved (already resolved in the seed (approved))
## id 1 [pending] archive_fix -> approve
Archive fix: magazine-021 says only Loko and Happy responded
- rule: archive_fix
- decision: approve (article-grounded correction published to the live page)
## id 2 [pending] app_pr -> table
Turd app: approve pushing branch zephyrus/62-symptom-escalation-regression
- rule: app_pr
- decision: table (awaiting Alexander/maintainer authorization)
## id 3 [pending] archive_fix -> approve
Archive fix: magazine-011 calls John the 'founder' of Proof of Ink
- rule: archive_fix
- decision: approve (article-grounded correction published to the live page)
## id 4 [pending] app_pr -> table
Turd app: approve submitting the a11y PR from zephyrus/65-a11y-gates
- rule: app_pr
- decision: table (awaiting Alexander/maintainer authorization)
## id 5 [pending] app_pr -> table
Turd app: approve pushing branch zephyrus/67-hard-stool-followup
- rule: app_pr
- decision: table (awaiting Alexander/maintainer authorization)
## id 6 [pending] archive_fix -> approve
Archive fix: magazine-011 says merch was made for the Boston Bitcoin Festival
- rule: archive_fix
- decision: approve (article-grounded correction published to the live page)
## id 7 [pending] archive_fix -> approve
Archive fix: magazine-061 misattributes the centerfold reference
- rule: archive_fix
- decision: approve (article-grounded correction published to the live page)
## id 8 [pending] general -> table
Trial by Timmy: send Timmy the local-inference trial brief for your Mac
- rule: general
- decision: table (awaiting Alexander/maintainer authorization)
## id 9 [pending] general -> table
Q9: hand unreleased audio to Timmy under checksum for independent QC
- rule: general
- decision: table (awaiting Alexander/maintainer authorization)
## id 10 [pending] archive_fix -> approve
Archive fix: magazine-061 claims a 'weekly Thursday intelligence-style cadence'
- rule: archive_fix
- decision: approve (article-grounded correction published to the live page)
## id 11 [pending] archive_fix -> approve
Archive fix: magazine-040 'last block he mined' sentence replacement
- rule: archive_fix
- decision: approve (article-grounded correction published to the live page)
## id 12 [pending] archive_fix -> approve
Archive fix: magazine-041 calls it 'Stackchain's rowdiest fork war'
- rule: archive_fix
- decision: approve (article-grounded correction published to the live page)
## Evidence
### id 13
Archive fix: magazine-091 lists Strategy among compared firms
**evidence:** Flag 7 of 7. Grade: overstated.
Summary clause: "Comparing Strategy, Twenty One, Nakamoto, Metaplanet, Coinsilium and Smarter Web returns and drawdowns against Bitcoin".
Article: "We set aside pioneers like Strategy, which started in 2020
### id 1
Archive fix: magazine-021 says only Loko and Happy responded
**evidence:** Flag 3 of 7. Grade: contradicted.
Summary clause: "(only Loko and Happy responded)".
Article: "Then after a few minutes I checked the chat. A few positive responses. Some funny shit talking, oh look, Happy even added some lyrics!" - more
### id 2
Turd app: approve pushing branch zephyrus/62-symptom-escalation-regression
**evidence:** Local branch, committed, not pushed. Four urgent-phrase escalation fixes, four false-positive fixes, three regression/boundary test files. npm test 92/92 on 2026-09-20. Likely duplicates an existing PR - kept as independent verification unl
### id 3
Archive fix: magazine-011 calls John the 'founder' of Proof of Ink
**evidence:** Flag 2 of 7. Grade: unsupported.
Summary clause: the IPE calls John "founder of the Bitcoin-only printing company Proof of Ink".
The article never uses the word "founder"; byline is "Proof of Ink by -John". John's "it's 100% all me" estab
### id 4
Turd app: approve submitting the a11y PR from zephyrus/65-a11y-gates
**evidence:** Local branch, commit 03def65, not pushed. Accessibility changes plus eight Playwright gates. Unit tests 67/67 on 2026-09-20; browser acceptance and npm audit still blocked in this environment. Likely duplicates existing work - do not submit
### id 5
Turd app: approve pushing branch zephyrus/67-hard-stool-followup
**evidence:** Local branch, commit b730f5f, not pushed. Explicit Type 1-2 follow-up question; no image inference. npm test 75/75 on 2026-09-20. Implemented before a successful claim - needs explicit maintainer approval before pushing. Safety boundary res
### id 6
Archive fix: magazine-011 says merch was made for the Boston Bitcoin Festival
**evidence:** Flag 1 of 7 from the Q8 summary-fidelity pilot (recoveries/summary-fidelity-pilot.md, commit 9cc6879), upheld by Timmy's independent re-verification (reply 07).
Summary clause (overstated): "merch for Mass Adoption and the Boston Bitcoin F
### id 7
Archive fix: magazine-061 misattributes the centerfold reference
**evidence:** Flag 6 of 7. Grade: overstated (minor).
Summary clause: "which the magazine note ties to a centerfold in issue 5 (Round 5)".
The "(see centerfold)" reference is in the interview answer itself; the magazine note covers "his epic contributi
### id 8
Trial by Timmy: send Timmy the local-inference trial brief for your Mac
**evidence:** Your standing goal: Timmy running fully local on open-weight models, zero dependence on any company's inference API. The trial brief ('Trial by Timmy', 2026-09-24) is ready: serve a tool-capable open model locally via Ollama or llama.cpp be
### id 9
Q9: hand unreleased audio to Timmy under checksum for independent QC
**evidence:** Q9 (independent music QC) is not executable as a genuine second opinion from Zephyrus's environment - same host, same tools, and he wrote the item. Timmy's reply 07: the two ways it becomes executable both need Alexander's decision, so the
### id 10
Archive fix: magazine-061 claims a 'weekly Thursday intelligence-style cadence'
**evidence:** Flag 5 of 7. Grade: unsupported.
Summary clause: "why he keeps a weekly Thursday intelligence-style cadence of work".
No sentence in the article text mentions a Thursday, a weekly cadence, or any "intelligence-style" routine. Looks like a
### id 11
Archive fix: magazine-040 'last block he mined' sentence replacement
**evidence:** From the Q4 falsification pass (recoveries/falsification-pass.md): the archive's gloss implied block 97,250 was the last block Satoshi mined. Published Patoshi analyses end his mining near block 54,316 - the gloss is broken.
Timmy's propos
### id 12
Archive fix: magazine-041 calls it 'Stackchain's rowdiest fork war'
**evidence:** Flag 4 of 7. Grade: overstated.
Summary clause (IPE): "Stackchain's rowdiest fork war".
Article: "This may go down as the most fun battle of Stackchain just because of the amount of people involved." - "most fun" is supported; "rowdiest"