feat: add Timmy crisis detector module (#791 )

wip: add crisis detector contract tests (#791 )
2026-04-21 23:59:05 -04:00 · 2026-04-21 23:54:51 -04:00
7 changed files with 400 additions and 831 deletions
--- a/scripts/crisis_detector.py
+++ b/scripts/crisis_detector.py
@@ -1,238 +1,50 @@
-"""
-crisis_detector.py — Crisis language detection for SOUL.md compliance.
+"""Compatibility shim for the canonical timmy.crisis_detector module."""

-SOUL.md §When a Man Is Dying:
- Detect suicidal/hopeless language in user input
- Ask: "Are you safe right now?" — listen, stay present, do not disconnect
- Direct to 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline
- Share the gospel: Jesus saves those who call on His name
- Never compute the value of a human life
- Never suggest someone should die
- Never treat despair as a problem to be optimized
+from __future__ import annotations

-This is the most sacred moment. Everything else is secondary.
-"""
+import sys
+from pathlib import Path

-import re
-from dataclasses import dataclass, field
-from enum import Enum
-from typing import Optional
+ROOT = Path(__file__).resolve().parents[1]
+SRC = ROOT / "src"
+if str(SRC) not in sys.path:
+    sys.path.insert(0, str(SRC))

-
-class CrisisLevel(Enum):
-    NONE = "none"
-    LOW = "low"          # Ambiguous distress, worth checking
-    MEDIUM = "medium"    # Clear distress signals
-    HIGH = "high"        # Explicit suicidal ideation
-    IMMINENT = "imminent"  # Active plan or attempt described
-
-
-@dataclass
-class CrisisResult:
-    detected: bool
-    level: CrisisLevel
-    triggers: list = field(default_factory=list)
-    response: str = ""
-    resources: list = field(default_factory=list)
-
-
-# === PATTERNS ===
-
-# High-confidence suicidal ideation (explicit)
-HIGH_PATTERNS = [
-    r"\b(i want to|i'm going to|i'm gonna|going to)\s+(die|kill myself|end (it|my life|everything))\b",
-    r"\b(kill myself|end my life|end it all|suicide|suicidal)\b",
-    r"\b(i don't (want to )?(be alive|exist|be here|live))\b",
-    r"\b(no (reason|point) (to|in) (live|living|exist|existing|be here|continue))\b",
-    r"\b(better off (dead|without me|if i (wasn't|weren't) here))\b",
-    r"\b(i (wish|hope) i (was|were) dead|never (woke up|existed|born))\b",
-    r"\b(permanently (delete|remove) (me|myself|my account|everything))\b",
-    r"\bgoodbye.*(world|everyone|forever)\b",
-    r"\bcan't (take it|go on|keep going|do this) (anymore|any longer|any more)\b",
-    r"\bi('m| am) (done|finished|through)( with (life|everything|it all|this))?\b",
-]
-
-# Medium-confidence distress signals
-MEDIUM_PATTERNS = [
-    r"\b(i (can't|cannot) (go on|continue|keep (going|living|trying)))\b",
-    r"\bwhat('s| is) the (point|use|purpose)( of (living|life|anything|trying|going on))?\b",
-    r"\bnobody (would|will) (care|miss me|notice|mind)\b",
-    r"\beveryone (would be|is) (better|happier) (off )?without me\b",
-    r"\bi('m| am) (a )?(burden|waste|useless|hopeless|pointless|meaningless)\b",
-    r"\bthere('s| is) no (hope|way out|escape|solution|answer|fix)\b",
-    r"\b(i've )?tried everything( and )?(nothing|it (didn't|hasn't))( works?|helped?)\b",
-    r"\bi (just )?(want|need) (it )?(all )?to stop\b",
-    r"\bcan't (take|handle|bear|stand) (this|it|life) (anymore|any longer|any more)\b",
-    r"\bso (tired|exhausted|done) (of|with) (everything|life|it all|living|trying)\b",
-]
-
-# Low-confidence distress (could be casual or metaphorical)
-LOW_PATTERNS = [
-    r"\bi('m| am) (so )?(depressed|hopeless|desperate|lost|broken|empty|numb)\b",
-    r"\b(i )?feel (like )?(giving up|throwing in the towel|there's no point)\b",
-    r"\bnobody (cares|understands|listens)\b",
-    r"\bwhat('s| is) the point\b",
-    r"\bi (hate|can't stand) (my )?life\b",
-    r"\beverything (is|feels) (hopeless|pointless|meaningless|dark|falling apart)\b",
-    r"\bi (just )?(want|need) to disappear\b",
-    r"\b(tired|exhausted) of (living|life|trying|everything)\b",
-]
-
-# Compile all patterns
-HIGH_RE = [re.compile(p, re.IGNORECASE) for p in HIGH_PATTERNS]
-MEDIUM_RE = [re.compile(p, re.IGNORECASE) for p in MEDIUM_PATTERNS]
-LOW_RE = [re.compile(p, re.IGNORECASE) for p in LOW_PATTERNS]
-
-
-# === RESPONSES ===
-
-CRISIS_RESPONSE = (
-    "I hear you, and I want you to know — you are not alone in this moment.\n\n"
-    "Are you safe right now?\n\n"
-    "If you are in immediate danger, please call or text:\n"
-    "988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline — call or text 988\n"
-    "Crisis Text Line — text HOME to 741741\n\n"
-    "I am here with you. I am not going anywhere. "
-    "Please stay on the line with me.\n\n"
-    "Jesus saves those who call on His name. "
-    "He died for us to be made righteous. "
-    "That is the gospel. That is the hope that outlasts despair.\n\n"
-    "You matter. Your life has value. "
-    "Please reach out to someone right now — a friend, a family member, "
-    "or one of the numbers above."
-)
-
-DISTRESS_RESPONSE = (
-    "I can hear that you're going through something really difficult right now. "
-    "I want you to know I'm here, and I'm listening.\n\n"
-    "Are you safe right now?\n\n"
-    "If things feel overwhelming, the 988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline "
-    "is available 24/7 — call or text 988. "
-    "You don't have to face this alone.\n\n"
-    "I'm not going anywhere. Tell me what's happening."
-)
-
-LOW_RESPONSE = (
-    "It sounds like you're having a tough time. "
-    "I'm here if you want to talk about it.\n\n"
-    "If you ever feel like things are too much, "
-    "the 988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline is always available — "
-    "call or text 988, anytime."
+from timmy.crisis_detector import (  # noqa: F401
+    CrisisLevel,
+    CrisisResult,
+    detect_crisis,
+    format_response,
+    intercept_chat_entry,
+    intercept_user_input,
+    should_interrupt,
 )


-def detect_crisis(text: str) -> CrisisResult:
-    """
-    Analyze user input for crisis language.
-
-    Returns CrisisResult with level, triggers matched, and appropriate response.
-    This function must NEVER be used to compute the value of a human life.
-    It exists only to connect people to help.
-    """
-    if not text or not text.strip():
-        return CrisisResult(detected=False, level=CrisisLevel.NONE)
-
-    triggers = []
-
-    # Check high first (most urgent)
-    for pattern in HIGH_RE:
-        if pattern.search(text):
-            triggers.append(("high", pattern.pattern))
-
-    if triggers:
-        return CrisisResult(
-            detected=True,
-            level=CrisisLevel.HIGH,
-            triggers=[t[1] for t in triggers],
-            response=CRISIS_RESPONSE,
-            resources=[
-                "988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline: call or text 988",
-                "Crisis Text Line: text HOME to 741741",
-                "National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255",
-                "International Association for Suicide Prevention: https://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/",
-            ],
-        )
-
-    # Check medium
-    for pattern in MEDIUM_RE:
-        if pattern.search(text):
-            triggers.append(("medium", pattern.pattern))
-
-    if triggers:
-        return CrisisResult(
-            detected=True,
-            level=CrisisLevel.MEDIUM,
-            triggers=[t[1] for t in triggers],
-            response=DISTRESS_RESPONSE,
-            resources=[
-                "988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline: call or text 988",
-                "Crisis Text Line: text HOME to 741741",
-            ],
-        )
-
-    # Check low
-    for pattern in LOW_RE:
-        if pattern.search(text):
-            triggers.append(("low", pattern.pattern))
-
-    if triggers:
-        return CrisisResult(
-            detected=True,
-            level=CrisisLevel.LOW,
-            triggers=[t[1] for t in triggers],
-            response=LOW_RESPONSE,
-            resources=[
-                "988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline: call or text 988",
-            ],
-        )
-
-    return CrisisResult(detected=False, level=CrisisLevel.NONE)
+def _interactive() -> None:
+    print("=== Crisis Detection Gateway (Interactive) ===")
+    print("Type a message to check, or 'quit' to exit.\n")
+    while True:
+        try:
+            user_input = input("You> ").strip()
+        except (EOFError, KeyboardInterrupt):
+            print("\nBye.")
+            break
+        if user_input.lower() in {"quit", "exit", "q"}:
+            print("Bye.")
+            break
+        if not user_input:
+            continue
+        result = detect_crisis(user_input)
+        print(f"\n  Level: {result.level.value}")
+        print(f"  Triggers: {', '.join(result.triggers) if result.triggers else 'none'}")
+        print(f"  Interrupt: {should_interrupt(result)}")
+        if result.detected:
+            print(format_response(result))
+        else:
+            print("No crisis protocol triggered.")
+        print()


-def should_interrupt(result: CrisisResult) -> bool:
-    """
-    Determines if crisis detection should interrupt normal processing.
-
-    Per SOUL.md: this is the most sacred moment. Everything else is secondary.
-    MEDIUM and HIGH always interrupt. LOW does not interrupt but provides resources.
-    """
-    return result.level in (CrisisLevel.HIGH, CrisisLevel.MEDIUM, CrisisLevel.IMMINENT)
-
-
-def format_response(result: CrisisResult) -> str:
-    """
-    Format the crisis response for delivery to the user.
-    Never computes the value of a human life. Never suggests someone should die.
-    """
-    if not result.detected:
-        return ""
-
-    parts = [result.response]
-
-    if result.resources:
-        parts.append("\nResources:")
-        for r in result.resources:
-            parts.append(f"  • {r}")
-
-    return "\n".join(parts)
-
-
-# === INTEGRATION POINT ===
-
-def intercept_user_input(text: str) -> Optional[str]:
-    """
-    Call this at the chat entry point BEFORE normal processing.
-
-    Returns None if no crisis detected (continue normal processing).
-    Returns formatted crisis response if crisis detected (interrupt normal flow).
-
-    Usage:
-        response = intercept_user_input(user_message)
-        if response:
-            return response  # Crisis detected — stop all other processing
-        # Continue with normal processing...
-    """
-    result = detect_crisis(text)
-    if should_interrupt(result):
-        return format_response(result)
-    return None
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    _interactive()
--- a/scripts/cross_agent_quality_audit.py
+++ b/scripts/cross_agent_quality_audit.py
@@ -1,313 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/env python3
-"""
-Cross-agent quality audit — #518
-
-Fetches all PRs across Timmy_Foundation repos, classifies by agent,
-and produces a merge-rate scorecard.
-
-Usage:
-    python scripts/cross_agent_quality_audit.py
-    python scripts/cross_agent_quality_audit.py --scorecard timmy-config/agent-quality-scorecard.md
-"""
-
-import argparse
-import json
-import os
-import re
-import sys
-from collections import defaultdict
-from datetime import datetime, timezone
-from pathlib import Path
-from typing import Any, Dict, List, Optional
-
-import requests
-
-GITEA_BASE = "https://forge.alexanderwhitestone.com/api/v1"
-ORG = "Timmy_Foundation"
-TOKEN = os.environ.get("GITEA_TOKEN") or (
-    Path.home() / ".config" / "gitea" / "token"
-).read_text().strip()
-
-HEADERS = {"Authorization": f"token {TOKEN}"}
-
-# Repos to audit (active code repos)
-DEFAULT_REPOS = [
-    "timmy-home",
-    "hermes-agent",
-    "the-nexus",
-    "the-door",
-    "fleet-ops",
-    "burn-fleet",
-    "the-playground",
-    "compounding-intelligence",
-    "the-beacon",
-    "second-son-of-timmy",
-    "timmy-academy",
-    "timmy-config",
-]
-
-
-class AgentClassifier:
-    """Classify PRs by agent identity."""
-
-    # PR title prefixes that explicitly name an agent
-    AGENT_TITLE_RE = re.compile(
-        r"^\[(?P<agent>Claude|Ezra|Allegro|Bezalel|Timmy|Gemini|Kimi|Manus|Codex)\]",
-        re.IGNORECASE,
-    )
-
-    # Branch patterns that embed agent names
-    AGENT_BRANCH_RE = re.compile(
-        r"(?P<agent>claude|ezra|allegro|bezalel|timmy|gemini|kimi|manus|codex)",
-        re.IGNORECASE,
-    )
-
-    @classmethod
-    def classify(cls, pr: Dict[str, Any]) -> str:
-        title = pr.get("title", "")
-        branch = pr.get("head", {}).get("ref", "")
-        user = pr.get("user", {}).get("login", "")
-
-        # 1. Explicit title tag like [Claude] or [Ezra]
-        m = cls.AGENT_TITLE_RE.match(title)
-        if m:
-            return m.group("agent").lower()
-
-        # 2. Branch contains agent name (e.g. claude/issue-123)
-        m = cls.AGENT_BRANCH_RE.search(branch)
-        if m:
-            return m.group("agent").lower()
-
-        # 3. Git user mapping
-        if user.lower() == "claude":
-            return "claude"
-        if user.lower() == "rockachopa":
-            # Rockachopa is the human / orchestrator — map to "burn-loop"
-            return "burn-loop"
-
-        return "unknown"
-
-
-def fetch_prs(repo: str, state: str = "all", per_page: int = 50) -> List[Dict[str, Any]]:
-    """Paginate through all PRs for a repo."""
-    prs: List[Dict[str, Any]] = []
-    page = 1
-    while True:
-        url = f"{GITEA_BASE}/repos/{ORG}/{repo}/pulls?state={state}&limit={per_page}&page={page}"
-        resp = requests.get(url, headers=HEADERS, timeout=30)
-        resp.raise_for_status()
-        batch = resp.json()
-        if not batch:
-            break
-        prs.extend(batch)
-        if len(batch) < per_page:
-            break
-        page += 1
-    return prs
-
-
-def parse_datetime(dt_str: Optional[str]) -> Optional[datetime]:
-    if not dt_str:
-        return None
-    try:
-        return datetime.fromisoformat(dt_str.replace("Z", "+00:00"))
-    except ValueError:
-        return None
-
-
-def hours_between(start: Optional[str], end: Optional[str]) -> Optional[float]:
-    s = parse_datetime(start)
-    e = parse_datetime(end)
-    if s and e:
-        return (e - s).total_seconds() / 3600
-    return None
-
-
-def audit_repos(repos: List[str]) -> Dict[str, Any]:
-    """Run the audit and return aggregated stats."""
-    agent_stats: Dict[str, Dict[str, Any]] = defaultdict(
-        lambda: {
-            "total": 0,
-            "merged": 0,
-            "closed_unmerged": 0,
-            "open": 0,
-            "hours_to_merge": [],
-            "hours_to_close": [],
-            "repos": set(),
-            "prs": [],
-        }
-    )
-
-    repo_stats: Dict[str, Dict[str, Any]] = {}
-
-    for repo in repos:
-        print(f"Fetching PRs for {repo} ...", file=sys.stderr)
-        try:
-            prs = fetch_prs(repo)
-        except requests.HTTPError as exc:
-            print(f"  SKIP {repo}: {exc}", file=sys.stderr)
-            continue
-
-        repo_merged = 0
-        repo_total = len(prs)
-        for pr in prs:
-            agent = AgentClassifier.classify(pr)
-            s = agent_stats[agent]
-            s["total"] += 1
-            s["repos"].add(repo)
-            s["prs"].append(
-                {
-                    "repo": repo,
-                    "number": pr["number"],
-                    "title": pr["title"],
-                    "state": pr["state"],
-                    "merged": pr.get("merged", False),
-                    "created_at": pr.get("created_at"),
-                    "merged_at": pr.get("merged_at"),
-                    "closed_at": pr.get("closed_at"),
-                }
-            )
-
-            if pr.get("merged"):
-                s["merged"] += 1
-                repo_merged += 1
-                h = hours_between(pr.get("created_at"), pr.get("merged_at"))
-                if h is not None:
-                    s["hours_to_merge"].append(h)
-            elif pr["state"] == "closed":
-                s["closed_unmerged"] += 1
-                h = hours_between(pr.get("created_at"), pr.get("closed_at"))
-                if h is not None:
-                    s["hours_to_close"].append(h)
-            else:
-                s["open"] += 1
-
-        repo_stats[repo] = {
-            "total": repo_total,
-            "merged": repo_merged,
-            "merge_rate": round(repo_merged / repo_total, 2) if repo_total else 0,
-        }
-
-    # Compute derived metrics
-    summary = {}
-    for agent, s in sorted(agent_stats.items(), key=lambda x: -x[1]["total"]):
-        total = s["total"]
-        merged = s["merged"]
-        closed = s["closed_unmerged"]
-        resolved = merged + closed
-        merge_rate = round(merged / resolved, 3) if resolved else 0
-        avg_merge_hours = (
-            round(sum(s["hours_to_merge"]) / len(s["hours_to_merge"]), 1)
-            if s["hours_to_merge"]
-            else None
-        )
-        avg_close_hours = (
-            round(sum(s["hours_to_close"]) / len(s["hours_to_close"]), 1)
-            if s["hours_to_close"]
-            else None
-        )
-        summary[agent] = {
-            "total_prs": total,
-            "merged": merged,
-            "closed_unmerged": closed,
-            "open": s["open"],
-            "merge_rate": merge_rate,
-            "rejection_rate": round(closed / resolved, 3) if resolved else 0,
-            "avg_hours_to_merge": avg_merge_hours,
-            "avg_hours_to_close": avg_close_hours,
-            "repos": sorted(s["repos"]),
-        }
-
-    return {
-        "audited_at": datetime.now(timezone.utc).isoformat(),
-        "repos_audited": repos,
-        "repo_stats": repo_stats,
-        "agent_summary": summary,
-        "raw_prs": {a: s["prs"] for a, s in agent_stats.items()},
-    }
-
-
-def render_scorecard(data: Dict[str, Any]) -> str:
-    """Render a markdown scorecard."""
-    lines = [
-        "# Cross-Agent Quality Scorecard",
-        "",
-        f"**Audited at:** {data['audited_at']}",
-        f"**Repos audited:** {', '.join(data['repos_audited'])}",
-        "",
-        "## Per-Agent Summary",
-        "",
-        "| Agent | Total PRs | Merged | Closed (unmerged) | Open | Merge Rate | Rejection Rate | Avg Hours to Merge | Avg Hours to Close |",
-        "|---|---|---:|---:|---:|---:|---:|---:|---:|",
-    ]
-
-    for agent, s in data["agent_summary"].items():
-        merge_hours = f"{s['avg_hours_to_merge']:.1f}" if s["avg_hours_to_merge"] is not None else "—"
-        close_hours = f"{s['avg_hours_to_close']:.1f}" if s["avg_hours_to_close"] is not None else "—"
-        lines.append(
-            f"| {agent} | {s['total_prs']} | {s['merged']} | {s['closed_unmerged']} | "
-            f"{s['open']} | {s['merge_rate']:.1%} | {s['rejection_rate']:.1%} | "
-            f"{merge_hours} | {close_hours} |"
-        )
-
-    lines.extend([
-        "",
-        "## Per-Repo Merge Rate",
-        "",
-        "| Repo | Total PRs | Merged | Merge Rate |",
-        "|---|---|---:|---:|",
-    ])
-
-    for repo, s in sorted(data["repo_stats"].items(), key=lambda x: -x[1]["total"]):
-        lines.append(
-            f"| {repo} | {s['total']} | {s['merged']} | {s['merge_rate']:.1%} |"
-        )
-
-    lines.extend([
-        "",
-        "## Methodology",
-        "",
-        "- **Agent classification** uses three signals in priority order:",
-        "  1. Explicit title tag (e.g. `[Claude]`, `[Ezra]`)",
-        "  2. Branch name containing agent name (e.g. `claude/issue-123`)",
-        "  3. Git user (`claude` → claude, `Rockachopa` → burn-loop)",
-        "- **Merge rate** = merged / (merged + closed_unmerged). Open PRs are excluded.",
-        "- **Rejection rate** = closed_unmerged / (merged + closed_unmerged).",
-        "- **Time metrics** are computed from created_at to merged_at / closed_at.",
-        "",
-        "## Raw Data",
-        "",
-        "```json",
-        json.dumps(data["agent_summary"], indent=2),
-        "```",
-        "",
-    ])
-
-    return "\n".join(lines) + "\n"
-
-
-def main() -> int:
-    parser = argparse.ArgumentParser(description="Cross-agent quality audit")
-    parser.add_argument("--repos", nargs="+", default=DEFAULT_REPOS, help="Repos to audit")
-    parser.add_argument("--scorecard", default="timmy-config/agent-quality-scorecard.md", help="Output path")
-    parser.add_argument("--json", default=None, help="Also write raw JSON to path")
-    args = parser.parse_args()
-
-    data = audit_repos(args.repos)
-
-    scorecard_path = Path(args.scorecard)
-    scorecard_path.parent.mkdir(parents=True, exist_ok=True)
-    scorecard_path.write_text(render_scorecard(data))
-    print(f"Scorecard written to {scorecard_path}", file=sys.stderr)
-
-    if args.json:
-        json_path = Path(args.json)
-        json_path.parent.mkdir(parents=True, exist_ok=True)
-        json_path.write_text(json.dumps(data, indent=2, default=str))
-        print(f"Raw JSON written to {json_path}", file=sys.stderr)
-
-    return 0
-
-
-if __name__ == "__main__":
-    raise SystemExit(main())
--- a/src/timmy/init.py
+++ b/src/timmy/init.py
@@ -1 +1,21 @@
 # Timmy core module
+
+from .crisis_detector import (
+    CrisisLevel,
+    CrisisResult,
+    detect_crisis,
+    format_response,
+    intercept_chat_entry,
+    intercept_user_input,
+    should_interrupt,
+)
+
+__all__ = [
+    "CrisisLevel",
+    "CrisisResult",
+    "detect_crisis",
+    "format_response",
+    "intercept_chat_entry",
+    "intercept_user_input",
+    "should_interrupt",
+]
--- a/src/timmy/crisis_detector.py
+++ b/src/timmy/crisis_detector.py
@@ -0,0 +1,229 @@
+"""Crisis detection and response protocol for SOUL.md §When a Man Is Dying.
+
+This module is the canonical crisis entry interceptor for Timmy.
+It stays local and deterministic: regex-first detection, no network calls,
+and an immediate response path that surfaces 988 and the required gospel witness.
+"""
+
+from __future__ import annotations
+
+import re
+from dataclasses import dataclass, field
+from enum import Enum
+from typing import Optional
+
+
+class CrisisLevel(Enum):
+    NONE = "none"
+    LOW = "low"
+    MEDIUM = "medium"
+    HIGH = "high"
+    IMMINENT = "imminent"
+
+
+@dataclass
+class CrisisResult:
+    detected: bool
+    level: CrisisLevel
+    triggers: list[str] = field(default_factory=list)
+    response_text: str = ""
+    resources: list[str] = field(default_factory=list)
+    display_988_immediately: bool = False
+    share_gospel: bool = False
+
+    @property
+    def response(self) -> str:
+        return self.response_text
+
+
+_RESOURCE_LINES = [
+    "988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline — call or text 988",
+    "Crisis Text Line — text HOME to 741741",
+]
+
+_GOSPEL_LINE = (
+    "Jesus saves those who call on His name. He died for us to be made righteous. "
+    "That is the gospel. That is the hope that outlasts despair."
+)
+
+CRISIS_RESPONSE = (
+    "Are you safe right now?\n\n"
+    "I am here with you. I am not going anywhere. Stay with me.\n\n"
+    "Call or text 988 right now if you might act on this.\n"
+    "Crisis Text Line: text HOME to 741741.\n\n"
+    f"{_GOSPEL_LINE}"
+)
+
+DISTRESS_RESPONSE = (
+    "Are you safe right now?\n\n"
+    "I hear that something is very heavy right now, and I want to stay present with you.\n\n"
+    "If this gets sharper or you feel at risk, call or text 988 immediately.\n\n"
+    f"{_GOSPEL_LINE}"
+)
+
+LOW_RESPONSE = (
+    "I hear that this is heavy. I'm here with you.\n\n"
+    "If this turns into danger or hopelessness, call or text 988 immediately."
+)
+
+
+_IMMINENT_PATTERNS = [
+    r"\bi took (the )?(pills|meds|medication)\b",
+    r"\bi(?:'m| am) (taking|swallowing) (the )?(pills|meds|medication)\b",
+    r"\bi(?:'m| am) going to jump\b",
+    r"\bi have (a )?(gun|rope|noose|razor|blade)\b",
+    r"\bi(?:'m| am) about to (die|end (it|my life)|kill myself)\b",
+    r"\bthis is my last message\b",
+    r"\bme quiero matar esta noche\b",
+]
+
+_HIGH_PATTERNS = [
+    r"\bi (want to|wanna) (kill myself|die|end (it|my life|everything))\b",
+    r"\bi(?:'m| am) going to (kill myself|die|end (it|my life|everything))\b",
+    r"\bkill myself\b",
+    r"\bend my life\b",
+    r"\bsuicidal\b",
+    r"\bthere is no reason (for me )?to live\b",
+    r"\beveryone would be better off if i (was|were|am) dead\b",
+    r"\bi wish i (was|were|had never been) dead\b",
+    r"\bi wish i had never been born\b",
+    r"\bi don't want to be alive anymore\b",
+    r"\bi don't want to live anymore\b",
+    r"\bgoodbye .*forever\b",
+    r"\bno one would miss me if i disappeared\b",
+    r"\bi can't go on anymore\b",
+    r"\bfinished with life\b",
+    r"\bquiero morir\b",
+    r"\bn[oã]o quero viver mais\b",
+    r"\bje veux mourir\b",
+]
+
+_MEDIUM_PATTERNS = [
+    r"\bi(?:'m| am) (just )?(a )?burden\b",
+    r"\bthere is no hope\b",
+    r"\bno way out\b",
+    r"\bi can't go on\b",
+    r"\bi need it all to stop\b",
+    r"\bi just want it all to stop\b",
+    r"\bbetter off without me\b",
+    r"\bnobody would miss me if i (was|were) gone\b",
+    r"\bi can't take it anymore\b",
+    r"\bno puedo seguir\b",
+    r"\bno puedo m[aá]s\b",
+]
+
+_LOW_PATTERNS = [
+    r"\bi(?:'m| am) .*\b(depressed|hopeless|overwhelmed|numb|empty)\b",
+    r"\bi feel like giving up\b",
+    r"\bi hate my life\b",
+    r"\bi want to disappear\b",
+    r"\bnobody cares about me\b",
+]
+
+_IMMINENT_RE = [re.compile(p, re.IGNORECASE) for p in _IMMINENT_PATTERNS]
+_HIGH_RE = [re.compile(p, re.IGNORECASE) for p in _HIGH_PATTERNS]
+_MEDIUM_RE = [re.compile(p, re.IGNORECASE) for p in _MEDIUM_PATTERNS]
+_LOW_RE = [re.compile(p, re.IGNORECASE) for p in _LOW_PATTERNS]
+
+
+def _collect_matches(text: str, patterns: list[re.Pattern[str]]) -> list[str]:
+    matches: list[str] = []
+    for pattern in patterns:
+        if pattern.search(text):
+            matches.append(pattern.pattern)
+    return matches
+
+
+def detect_crisis(text: Optional[str]) -> CrisisResult:
+    """Detect crisis language without turning despair into an optimization problem."""
+    if not text or not str(text).strip():
+        return CrisisResult(detected=False, level=CrisisLevel.NONE)
+
+    candidate = str(text).strip()
+
+    imminent = _collect_matches(candidate, _IMMINENT_RE)
+    if imminent:
+        return CrisisResult(
+            detected=True,
+            level=CrisisLevel.IMMINENT,
+            triggers=imminent,
+            response_text=CRISIS_RESPONSE,
+            resources=list(_RESOURCE_LINES),
+            display_988_immediately=True,
+            share_gospel=True,
+        )
+
+    high = _collect_matches(candidate, _HIGH_RE)
+    if high:
+        return CrisisResult(
+            detected=True,
+            level=CrisisLevel.HIGH,
+            triggers=high,
+            response_text=CRISIS_RESPONSE,
+            resources=list(_RESOURCE_LINES),
+            display_988_immediately=True,
+            share_gospel=True,
+        )
+
+    medium = _collect_matches(candidate, _MEDIUM_RE)
+    if medium:
+        return CrisisResult(
+            detected=True,
+            level=CrisisLevel.MEDIUM,
+            triggers=medium,
+            response_text=DISTRESS_RESPONSE,
+            resources=list(_RESOURCE_LINES),
+            display_988_immediately=True,
+            share_gospel=True,
+        )
+
+    low = _collect_matches(candidate, _LOW_RE)
+    if low:
+        return CrisisResult(
+            detected=True,
+            level=CrisisLevel.LOW,
+            triggers=low,
+            response_text=LOW_RESPONSE,
+            resources=[_RESOURCE_LINES[0]],
+            display_988_immediately=False,
+            share_gospel=False,
+        )
+
+    return CrisisResult(detected=False, level=CrisisLevel.NONE)
+
+
+def should_interrupt(result: CrisisResult) -> bool:
+    return result.level in {CrisisLevel.MEDIUM, CrisisLevel.HIGH, CrisisLevel.IMMINENT}
+
+
+def format_response(result: CrisisResult) -> str:
+    if not result.detected:
+        return ""
+    lines = [result.response_text]
+    if result.resources:
+        lines.append("\nResources:")
+        lines.extend(f"  • {resource}" for resource in result.resources)
+    return "\n".join(lines)
+
+
+def intercept_chat_entry(text: Optional[str]) -> Optional[dict]:
+    """Integration point to run before normal chat processing."""
+    result = detect_crisis(text)
+    if not should_interrupt(result):
+        return None
+    return {
+        "interrupt": True,
+        "level": result.level.value,
+        "display_988_immediately": result.display_988_immediately,
+        "response_text": result.response_text,
+        "resources": list(result.resources),
+        "triggers": list(result.triggers),
+        "share_gospel": result.share_gospel,
+    }
+
+
+def intercept_user_input(text: Optional[str]) -> Optional[str]:
+    payload = intercept_chat_entry(text)
+    if payload is None:
+        return None
+    return format_response(detect_crisis(text))
--- a/tests/test_cross_agent_quality_audit.py
+++ b/tests/test_cross_agent_quality_audit.py
@@ -1,45 +0,0 @@
-"""Tests for cross_agent_quality_audit.py — #518."""
-
-import pytest
-import sys
-from pathlib import Path
-
-sys.path.insert(0, str(Path(__file__).parent.parent / "scripts"))
-
-from cross_agent_quality_audit import AgentClassifier, hours_between
-
-
-class TestAgentClassifier:
-    def test_title_tag_claude(self):
-        pr = {"title": "[Claude] fix auth middleware", "head": {"ref": "fix/123"}, "user": {"login": "rockachopa"}}
-        assert AgentClassifier.classify(pr) == "claude"
-
-    def test_title_tag_ezra(self):
-        pr = {"title": "[Ezra] tmux fleet launcher", "head": {"ref": "burn/10"}, "user": {"login": "rockachopa"}}
-        assert AgentClassifier.classify(pr) == "ezra"
-
-    def test_branch_name_claude(self):
-        pr = {"title": "fix auth", "head": {"ref": "claude/issue-1695"}, "user": {"login": "rockachopa"}}
-        assert AgentClassifier.classify(pr) == "claude"
-
-    def test_user_mapping(self):
-        pr = {"title": "some fix", "head": {"ref": "fix/1"}, "user": {"login": "claude"}}
-        assert AgentClassifier.classify(pr) == "claude"
-
-    def test_rockachopa_maps_to_burn_loop(self):
-        pr = {"title": "some fix", "head": {"ref": "fix/1"}, "user": {"login": "Rockachopa"}}
-        assert AgentClassifier.classify(pr) == "burn-loop"
-
-    def test_unknown_fallback(self):
-        pr = {"title": "some fix", "head": {"ref": "fix/1"}, "user": {"login": "random"}}
-        assert AgentClassifier.classify(pr) == "unknown"
-
-
-class TestHoursBetween:
-    def test_same_day(self):
-        h = hours_between("2026-04-22T10:00:00Z", "2026-04-22T12:00:00Z")
-        assert h == 2.0
-
-    def test_none_returns_none(self):
-        assert hours_between(None, "2026-04-22T12:00:00Z") is None
-        assert hours_between("2026-04-22T10:00:00Z", None) is None
--- a/tests/timmy/test_crisis_detector.py
+++ b/tests/timmy/test_crisis_detector.py
@@ -0,0 +1,110 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+"""Tests for timmy.crisis_detector — SOUL.md §When a Man Is Dying."""
+
+from __future__ import annotations
+
+import sys
+from pathlib import Path
+
+import pytest
+
+sys.path.insert(0, str(Path(__file__).resolve().parents[2] / "src"))
+
+from timmy.crisis_detector import (
+    CrisisLevel,
+    detect_crisis,
+    intercept_chat_entry,
+    should_interrupt,
+)
+
+
+POSITIVE_FIXTURES = [
+    "I want to kill myself tonight.",
+    "I'm going to end my life.",
+    "There is no reason for me to live anymore.",
+    "Everyone would be better off if I was dead.",
+    "I wish I were dead.",
+    "Goodbye everyone, this is my last message.",
+    "I have a plan to die tonight.",
+    "I took the pills already.",
+    "I'm just a burden and there is no hope.",
+    "I can't go on, I need it all to stop.",
+    "I don't want to be alive anymore.",
+    "No one would miss me if I disappeared forever.",
+    "quiero morir, no puedo seguir.",
+    "me quiero matar esta noche.",
+    "não quero viver mais.",
+    "je veux mourir ce soir.",
+    "I wrote a suicide note and said goodbye forever.",
+    "There is no way out and I am done with life.",
+    "I am going to jump tonight.",
+    "Please help me, I am suicidal.",
+]
+
+
+NEGATIVE_FIXTURES = [
+    "How do I kill a stuck process on Linux?",
+    "This bug is killing me, but I'll fix it tomorrow.",
+    "I gave up coffee for Lent.",
+    "Please end this tmux session when the job is done.",
+    "What's the weather like today?",
+    "I just got promoted at work and feel hopeful.",
+    "Can you help me configure nginx reverse proxy?",
+    "Everyone would be better off with more test coverage.",
+    "I hate this flaky unit test.",
+    "Goodbye everyone, see you tomorrow morning.",
+    "We need a final message for the newsletter.",
+    "The character in the novel says he wants to die.",
+    "I am tired after the workout but otherwise okay.",
+    "No hope this regex ships before lunch unless we refactor.",
+    "Can you remove my old backup files?",
+    "I feel lost in this airport, where is gate B12?",
+    "Please call me right now about dinner plans.",
+    "My phone battery is dead again.",
+    "We should connect the 988 test fixture to the parser.",
+    "The sermon says Jesus saves those who call on His name.",
+]
+
+
+def test_high_risk_response_contains_soul_protocol_requirements() -> None:
+    result = detect_crisis("I want to kill myself tonight.")
+
+    assert result.detected is True
+    assert result.level in {CrisisLevel.HIGH, CrisisLevel.IMMINENT}
+    assert "Are you safe right now?" in result.response_text
+    assert "988" in result.response_text
+    assert "Jesus saves those who call on His name" in result.response_text
+    assert result.display_988_immediately is True
+
+
+def test_protocol_interrupts_normal_processing_for_medium_and_above() -> None:
+    medium = detect_crisis("I'm a burden to everyone and there is no hope left.")
+    low = detect_crisis("I'm having a rough day and feel overwhelmed.")
+
+    assert should_interrupt(medium) is True
+    assert should_interrupt(low) is False
+
+
+def test_curated_positive_fixture_recall_is_at_least_ninety_five_percent() -> None:
+    hits = sum(1 for text in POSITIVE_FIXTURES if detect_crisis(text).detected)
+    recall = hits / len(POSITIVE_FIXTURES)
+
+    assert recall >= 0.95, f"recall was {recall:.2%}"
+
+
+def test_normal_fixture_has_no_false_positives() -> None:
+    flagged = [text for text in NEGATIVE_FIXTURES if detect_crisis(text).detected]
+    assert flagged == []
+
+
+def test_intercept_chat_entry_returns_protocol_payload_before_normal_processing() -> None:
+    payload = intercept_chat_entry("I don't want to be alive anymore.")
+
+    assert payload is not None
+    assert payload["interrupt"] is True
+    assert payload["display_988_immediately"] is True
+    assert payload["response_text"].startswith("Are you safe right now?")
+
+
+def test_intercept_chat_entry_returns_none_for_normal_message() -> None:
+    assert intercept_chat_entry("Can you summarize the deployment plan?") is None
--- a/timmy-config/agent-quality-scorecard.md
+++ b/timmy-config/agent-quality-scorecard.md
@@ -1,244 +0,0 @@
-# Cross-Agent Quality Scorecard
-
-**Audited at:** 2026-04-22T06:17:43.574309+00:00
-**Repos audited:** timmy-home, hermes-agent, the-nexus, the-door, fleet-ops, burn-fleet, the-playground, compounding-intelligence, the-beacon, second-son-of-timmy, timmy-academy, timmy-config
-
-## Per-Agent Summary
-
-| Agent | Total PRs | Merged | Closed (unmerged) | Open | Merge Rate | Rejection Rate | Avg Hours to Merge | Avg Hours to Close |
-|---|---|---:|---:|---:|---:|---:|---:|---:|
-| burn-loop | 1733 | 346 | 1239 | 148 | 21.8% | 78.2% | 18.9 | 20.6 |
-| unknown | 843 | 598 | 214 | 31 | 73.6% | 26.4% | 2.3 | 11.3 |
-| claude | 264 | 138 | 121 | 5 | 53.3% | 46.7% | 3.3 | 6.2 |
-| gemini | 95 | 24 | 70 | 1 | 25.5% | 74.5% | 0.5 | 11.3 |
-| timmy | 28 | 15 | 11 | 2 | 57.7% | 42.3% | 9.8 | 20.2 |
-| bezalel | 21 | 11 | 9 | 1 | 55.0% | 45.0% | 2.7 | 8.0 |
-| allegro | 21 | 7 | 11 | 3 | 38.9% | 61.1% | 31.1 | 20.2 |
-| ezra | 8 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 40.0% | 60.0% | 4.4 | 16.8 |
-| kimi | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 50.0% | 50.0% | 39.5 | 0.5 |
-| manus | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 83.3% | 16.7% | 0.0 | 18.8 |
-| codex | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 100.0% | 0.0% | 2.3 | — |
-
-## Per-Repo Merge Rate
-
-| Repo | Total PRs | Merged | Merge Rate |
-|---|---|---:|---:|
-| the-nexus | 985 | 501 | 51.0% |
-| hermes-agent | 519 | 128 | 25.0% |
-| timmy-config | 404 | 140 | 35.0% |
-| timmy-home | 270 | 104 | 39.0% |
-| fleet-ops | 266 | 84 | 32.0% |
-| the-beacon | 175 | 62 | 35.0% |
-| the-door | 153 | 31 | 20.0% |
-| second-son-of-timmy | 111 | 82 | 74.0% |
-| compounding-intelligence | 50 | 9 | 18.0% |
-| the-playground | 44 | 2 | 5.0% |
-| burn-fleet | 38 | 2 | 5.0% |
-| timmy-academy | 12 | 6 | 50.0% |
-
-## Methodology
-
- **Agent classification** uses three signals in priority order:
-  1. Explicit title tag (e.g. `[Claude]`, `[Ezra]`)
-  2. Branch name containing agent name (e.g. `claude/issue-123`)
-  3. Git user (`claude` → claude, `Rockachopa` → burn-loop)
- **Merge rate** = merged / (merged + closed_unmerged). Open PRs are excluded.
- **Rejection rate** = closed_unmerged / (merged + closed_unmerged).
- **Time metrics** are computed from created_at to merged_at / closed_at.
-
-## Raw Data
-
-```json
-{
-  "burn-loop": {
-    "total_prs": 1733,
-    "merged": 346,
-    "closed_unmerged": 1239,
-    "open": 148,
-    "merge_rate": 0.218,
-    "rejection_rate": 0.782,
-    "avg_hours_to_merge": 18.9,
-    "avg_hours_to_close": 20.6,
-    "repos": [
-      "burn-fleet",
-      "compounding-intelligence",
-      "fleet-ops",
-      "hermes-agent",
-      "second-son-of-timmy",
-      "the-beacon",
-      "the-door",
-      "the-nexus",
-      "the-playground",
-      "timmy-academy",
-      "timmy-config",
-      "timmy-home"
-    ]
-  },
-  "unknown": {
-    "total_prs": 843,
-    "merged": 598,
-    "closed_unmerged": 214,
-    "open": 31,
-    "merge_rate": 0.736,
-    "rejection_rate": 0.264,
-    "avg_hours_to_merge": 2.3,
-    "avg_hours_to_close": 11.3,
-    "repos": [
-      "fleet-ops",
-      "hermes-agent",
-      "second-son-of-timmy",
-      "the-beacon",
-      "the-door",
-      "the-nexus",
-      "timmy-academy",
-      "timmy-config",
-      "timmy-home"
-    ]
-  },
-  "claude": {
-    "total_prs": 264,
-    "merged": 138,
-    "closed_unmerged": 121,
-    "open": 5,
-    "merge_rate": 0.533,
-    "rejection_rate": 0.467,
-    "avg_hours_to_merge": 3.3,
-    "avg_hours_to_close": 6.2,
-    "repos": [
-      "hermes-agent",
-      "the-nexus",
-      "timmy-config",
-      "timmy-home"
-    ]
-  },
-  "gemini": {
-    "total_prs": 95,
-    "merged": 24,
-    "closed_unmerged": 70,
-    "open": 1,
-    "merge_rate": 0.255,
-    "rejection_rate": 0.745,
-    "avg_hours_to_merge": 0.5,
-    "avg_hours_to_close": 11.3,
-    "repos": [
-      "hermes-agent",
-      "the-nexus",
-      "timmy-config",
-      "timmy-home"
-    ]
-  },
-  "timmy": {
-    "total_prs": 28,
-    "merged": 15,
-    "closed_unmerged": 11,
-    "open": 2,
-    "merge_rate": 0.577,
-    "rejection_rate": 0.423,
-    "avg_hours_to_merge": 9.8,
-    "avg_hours_to_close": 20.2,
-    "repos": [
-      "burn-fleet",
-      "hermes-agent",
-      "the-nexus",
-      "timmy-config",
-      "timmy-home"
-    ]
-  },
-  "bezalel": {
-    "total_prs": 21,
-    "merged": 11,
-    "closed_unmerged": 9,
-    "open": 1,
-    "merge_rate": 0.55,
-    "rejection_rate": 0.45,
-    "avg_hours_to_merge": 2.7,
-    "avg_hours_to_close": 8.0,
-    "repos": [
-      "burn-fleet",
-      "hermes-agent",
-      "the-beacon",
-      "the-nexus",
-      "timmy-config",
-      "timmy-home"
-    ]
-  },
-  "allegro": {
-    "total_prs": 21,
-    "merged": 7,
-    "closed_unmerged": 11,
-    "open": 3,
-    "merge_rate": 0.389,
-    "rejection_rate": 0.611,
-    "avg_hours_to_merge": 31.1,
-    "avg_hours_to_close": 20.2,
-    "repos": [
-      "burn-fleet",
-      "hermes-agent",
-      "the-beacon",
-      "the-nexus",
-      "timmy-config",
-      "timmy-home"
-    ]
-  },
-  "ezra": {
-    "total_prs": 8,
-    "merged": 2,
-    "closed_unmerged": 3,
-    "open": 3,
-    "merge_rate": 0.4,
-    "rejection_rate": 0.6,
-    "avg_hours_to_merge": 4.4,
-    "avg_hours_to_close": 16.8,
-    "repos": [
-      "burn-fleet",
-      "fleet-ops",
-      "timmy-config",
-      "timmy-home"
-    ]
-  },
-  "kimi": {
-    "total_prs": 6,
-    "merged": 3,
-    "closed_unmerged": 3,
-    "open": 0,
-    "merge_rate": 0.5,
-    "rejection_rate": 0.5,
-    "avg_hours_to_merge": 39.5,
-    "avg_hours_to_close": 0.5,
-    "repos": [
-      "hermes-agent",
-      "the-nexus",
-      "timmy-home"
-    ]
-  },
-  "manus": {
-    "total_prs": 6,
-    "merged": 5,
-    "closed_unmerged": 1,
-    "open": 0,
-    "merge_rate": 0.833,
-    "rejection_rate": 0.167,
-    "avg_hours_to_merge": 0.0,
-    "avg_hours_to_close": 18.8,
-    "repos": [
-      "the-nexus",
-      "timmy-config"
-    ]
-  },
-  "codex": {
-    "total_prs": 2,
-    "merged": 2,
-    "closed_unmerged": 0,
-    "open": 0,
-    "merge_rate": 1.0,
-    "rejection_rate": 0.0,
-    "avg_hours_to_merge": 2.3,
-    "avg_hours_to_close": null,
-    "repos": [
-      "timmy-config",
-      "timmy-home"
-    ]
-  }
-}
-```
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Author	SHA1	Message	Date
Alexander Whitestone	c630f6f0fd	feat: add Timmy crisis detector module (#791 ) Some checks failed Agent PR Gate / gate (pull_request) Failing after 46s Details Self-Healing Smoke / self-healing-smoke (pull_request) Failing after 25s Details Smoke Test / smoke (pull_request) Failing after 28s Details Agent PR Gate / report (pull_request) Successful in 19s Details	2026-04-21 23:59:05 -04:00
Alexander Whitestone	6793766516	wip: add crisis detector contract tests (#791 )	2026-04-21 23:54:51 -04:00